Noodles Cook
@noodlescooked.bsky.social
Devoutly sardonic. IR/NATSEC/CCMD meme enjoyer. Professional power-point maker.
Accepting my fate as a character in a Joseph Heller novel and it's not even the good one.
Accepting my fate as a character in a Joseph Heller novel and it's not even the good one.
I keep using DoD until forced to stop, which hasn't happened yet. Half the government websites still say DoD. Even the ones that have changed to DoW are inconsistent. And it's not like the fourth estate orgs are changing their names which makes this whole thing even more dumb.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I keep using DoD until forced to stop, which hasn't happened yet. Half the government websites still say DoD. Even the ones that have changed to DoW are inconsistent. And it's not like the fourth estate orgs are changing their names which makes this whole thing even more dumb.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
You know, Strategy Cheese been real fuckin quiet lately. Isn't he supposed to masterfully prioritizing GPC and countering PRC hegemony or some such?
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You know, Strategy Cheese been real fuckin quiet lately. Isn't he supposed to masterfully prioritizing GPC and countering PRC hegemony or some such?
The shift in balance of power presented as shot and chaser.
Waltz somewhere feeling validated and shaking his head, as the U.S. no longer meets his second requirement.
Waltz somewhere feeling validated and shaking his head, as the U.S. no longer meets his second requirement.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The shift in balance of power presented as shot and chaser.
Waltz somewhere feeling validated and shaking his head, as the U.S. no longer meets his second requirement.
Waltz somewhere feeling validated and shaking his head, as the U.S. no longer meets his second requirement.
*screams internally*
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*screams internally*
Love it when a book you pre-ordered arrives on a long weekend. Looking forward to digging in, @warmatters.bsky.social!
August 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Love it when a book you pre-ordered arrives on a long weekend. Looking forward to digging in, @warmatters.bsky.social!
Me, calling in the memes.
June 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me, calling in the memes.
