Stay petty 💅🏻
This is the dumbest timeline.
💩
This is the dumbest timeline.
💩
I think there is a serious risk that the US miscalculated quite what a big deal the Greenland thing is to Europe (and in Europe).
Many of us already saw the US as arrogant bullies who think they know better, starting wars, stealing resources.
This isn’t new.
The packaging is just much uglier and far less eloquent.
Many of us already saw the US as arrogant bullies who think they know better, starting wars, stealing resources.
This isn’t new.
The packaging is just much uglier and far less eloquent.
It’s the first time those cousin-kissing fuck knuckles figured out how to successfully wear masks.
Guess all of those medical exemptions spontaneously resolved.
💅🏻
Stay petty
It’s the first time those cousin-kissing fuck knuckles figured out how to successfully wear masks.
Guess all of those medical exemptions spontaneously resolved.
💅🏻
Stay petty
But I will say this, if this Greenland move is a ploy to strategically position the USA to take Canada, I will take my rage out on every single American who crosses our borders to annex us.
No holds barred
🇨🇦
But I will say this, if this Greenland move is a ploy to strategically position the USA to take Canada, I will take my rage out on every single American who crosses our borders to annex us.
No holds barred
🇨🇦
He tried to tell me that “it’s not thaaaaat bad.”
He used the phrase “not on my bingo card.”
Was this on your bingo card, jackass?
💅🏻
He tried to tell me that “it’s not thaaaaat bad.”
He used the phrase “not on my bingo card.”
Was this on your bingo card, jackass?
💅🏻
On the one hand I have RSD, but on the other I’m not about to debase myself for an invite.
Please invite me so I can say no.
Thanks.
🫶🏼
On the one hand I have RSD, but on the other I’m not about to debase myself for an invite.
Please invite me so I can say no.
Thanks.
🫶🏼
This sucks. This is a disability.
100% do not recommend.
This sucks. This is a disability.
100% do not recommend.
To put it plainly: learn new words, ya big babies.
To put it plainly: learn new words, ya big babies.
So, for those who don’t feel like this Thanksgiving is something to be thankful for, I see you.
Happy Sunday 🧡
So, for those who don’t feel like this Thanksgiving is something to be thankful for, I see you.
Happy Sunday 🧡
A pinch of compassion
A slap of humility
A kick in the tits of empathy
You know, universe stuff.
#kristinoem
A pinch of compassion
A slap of humility
A kick in the tits of empathy
You know, universe stuff.
#kristinoem
Hatred finds a way to seep out. Stephen Miller is my age… Yikers.
Hatred finds a way to seep out. Stephen Miller is my age… Yikers.
Calling for ‘untied hands’ to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill without rules of engagement is a demand for lawlessness.
No professional military on earth would follow that path.👇
Calling for ‘untied hands’ to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill without rules of engagement is a demand for lawlessness.
No professional military on earth would follow that path.👇
- My husband, the writer.
- My husband, the writer.
Not seeing any bodies flying up to the heavens right now. Maybe I slept through it.
#insertcleverrapturepun
Not seeing any bodies flying up to the heavens right now. Maybe I slept through it.
#insertcleverrapturepun
Tylenol (acetaminophen) is one of the only safe analgesics to use during pregnancy.
This is nothing more than blatant abuse of women wrapped up in a “save the children” banner.
Fuck off.
Tylenol (acetaminophen) is one of the only safe analgesics to use during pregnancy.
This is nothing more than blatant abuse of women wrapped up in a “save the children” banner.
Fuck off.
#fuckthatguy
#fuckthatguy
He was arrested by secret police and they held a fake trial. His family didn’t know where he had gone.
He was shipped to the front lines to be killed.🧵
He was arrested by secret police and they held a fake trial. His family didn’t know where he had gone.
He was shipped to the front lines to be killed.🧵