Dave Jordan
@nonhumanaudio.bsky.social
musician, pedal builder, occasional artist. I play guitar and sing in a band called Miserable Things and build pedals under the name Non-Human Audio and sometimes make art under the name that is my name.
nonhumanaudio.com
nonhumanaudio.com
RIP to the actual GOAT
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
RIP to the actual GOAT
They didn’t play EITHER hyper enough or crossed wires, the set was surprisingly heavy on foolish and no pocky for kitty! But honestly really great set, fantastic time, big smiles.
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
They didn’t play EITHER hyper enough or crossed wires, the set was surprisingly heavy on foolish and no pocky for kitty! But honestly really great set, fantastic time, big smiles.
If yall want stickers they’re up in my bigcartel shop
September 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If yall want stickers they’re up in my bigcartel shop
A while back on Instagram a guy followed me that was wearing one of those hats that’s the American flag but with guns instead of stripes, so I thought I should do something with my platform to let those people know where I stand.
September 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A while back on Instagram a guy followed me that was wearing one of those hats that’s the American flag but with guns instead of stripes, so I thought I should do something with my platform to let those people know where I stand.
Oh shit it’s an ITALIAN friends of coyle poster
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh shit it’s an ITALIAN friends of coyle poster
Put out a Slow Loris exclusive to Little Box Effects today, first slow lorises in a printed enclosure!
www.littleboxeffects.com/product/nonh...
www.littleboxeffects.com/product/nonh...
May 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Put out a Slow Loris exclusive to Little Box Effects today, first slow lorises in a printed enclosure!
www.littleboxeffects.com/product/nonh...
www.littleboxeffects.com/product/nonh...
Friday, April 11th at 12 noon eastern. High gain distortion inspired by a certain 90s space rock band.
April 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Friday, April 11th at 12 noon eastern. High gain distortion inspired by a certain 90s space rock band.
Turn this puppy up and it feels like getting kicked in the chest by a racehorse.
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Turn this puppy up and it feels like getting kicked in the chest by a racehorse.
Got punchy, traded in some amps I wasn’t using, ended up with a Marshall 2210 from 1984 covered in carpet.
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Got punchy, traded in some amps I wasn’t using, ended up with a Marshall 2210 from 1984 covered in carpet.
My next pedal comes out pretty soon.
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My next pedal comes out pretty soon.
The Verbs from Poly Effects is an incredible collection of reverbs that are captures of actual spaces and devices instead of just digital emulations of the styles.
February 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Verbs from Poly Effects is an incredible collection of reverbs that are captures of actual spaces and devices instead of just digital emulations of the styles.
I always thought “I have the Caroline shigeharu, I don’t really need the Hawaiian Pizza.” I was wrong, this pedal is just pure funstortion. Plus I got this awesome variant.
February 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I always thought “I have the Caroline shigeharu, I don’t really need the Hawaiian Pizza.” I was wrong, this pedal is just pure funstortion. Plus I got this awesome variant.
Soundwave Breakdown from @deathbyaudio.bsky.social showed me that pedals can be anything. You want to make a pedal that goes from noisy screeching fuzz to oscillating noise? Go for it. Pedals can be anything.
February 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Soundwave Breakdown from @deathbyaudio.bsky.social showed me that pedals can be anything. You want to make a pedal that goes from noisy screeching fuzz to oscillating noise? Go for it. Pedals can be anything.
First I want to talk about @chasebliss.bsky.social onward. A rare pedal that doesn’t just facilitate getting a sound you want, rather gives you something new and opens your playing in ways you wouldn’t expect and likely haven’t experienced before.
February 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
First I want to talk about @chasebliss.bsky.social onward. A rare pedal that doesn’t just facilitate getting a sound you want, rather gives you something new and opens your playing in ways you wouldn’t expect and likely haven’t experienced before.
Honestly not that bad
February 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Honestly not that bad
I’m raffling off Slow Loris #500 and donating the proceeds to The Trevor Project. You can enter as many times as you want, raffle ends on the 14th.
February 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m raffling off Slow Loris #500 and donating the proceeds to The Trevor Project. You can enter as many times as you want, raffle ends on the 14th.
also look at how stupid talented they are (the harrow county cover is an old scan but i couldn't get a new picture that wasn't covered in glare):
February 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
also look at how stupid talented they are (the harrow county cover is an old scan but i couldn't get a new picture that wasn't covered in glare):
I was feeling a little punchy the other day (surprise surprise) so I ordered one of these. It’s nonsense of course, and that’s why I bought it.
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was feeling a little punchy the other day (surprise surprise) so I ordered one of these. It’s nonsense of course, and that’s why I bought it.
Attn Fellow Mignola-heads
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Attn Fellow Mignola-heads
This is my plan for sneaking on to the Namm floor without paying.
January 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is my plan for sneaking on to the Namm floor without paying.
These are a little weird but pretty tasty. But what is golden sriracha? These taste a LITTLE like sriracha, they have some decent heat but also some definite sweetness (maybe a tiny bit too much sweetness?), they’re somewhere between spicy sweet chili Doritos and Hot Mustard Doritos. 8/10
January 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
These are a little weird but pretty tasty. But what is golden sriracha? These taste a LITTLE like sriracha, they have some decent heat but also some definite sweetness (maybe a tiny bit too much sweetness?), they’re somewhere between spicy sweet chili Doritos and Hot Mustard Doritos. 8/10
Well I guess the first step in making this useful is to actually use it. So hey, I make pedals and eat snacks. You can find the pedals for sale on the internet at nonhumanaudio.com and sometimes I will post about snacks.
January 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Well I guess the first step in making this useful is to actually use it. So hey, I make pedals and eat snacks. You can find the pedals for sale on the internet at nonhumanaudio.com and sometimes I will post about snacks.
The new pedal is a looooot of work, but I think it’s good. But I’ve never been more tempted to learn surface mount layouts tbh, it’s a time saver but also less fun/I think people appreciate the hand built *thing*
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
The new pedal is a looooot of work, but I think it’s good. But I’ve never been more tempted to learn surface mount layouts tbh, it’s a time saver but also less fun/I think people appreciate the hand built *thing*