Dave Jordan
@nonhumanaudio.bsky.social
musician, pedal builder, occasional artist. I play guitar and sing in a band called Miserable Things and build pedals under the name Non-Human Audio and sometimes make art under the name that is my name.
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Dave Jordan
@nonhumanaudio.bsky.social
· Feb 26
I want to talk about some pedals. Maybe I’ll just make an ongoing thread and just add to it periodically. Does bluesky work like that? I guess we’ll find out.
it might be morbid to wish death upon someone, but i'm definitely on team "the fewer ancient white men we have around the better." so let's get this train moving.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
it might be morbid to wish death upon someone, but i'm definitely on team "the fewer ancient white men we have around the better." so let's get this train moving.
i really don't expect much legally to come of the epstein files unfortunately, just where we're at governmentally. however i love the fact that it's just not going away and i hope it causes the big guy so much stress that it kills him.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i really don't expect much legally to come of the epstein files unfortunately, just where we're at governmentally. however i love the fact that it's just not going away and i hope it causes the big guy so much stress that it kills him.
30 minutes in and I have beef with this alien show
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
30 minutes in and I have beef with this alien show
Get up a get get get down, expecting the government to do anything right ever’s a joke in your town
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Get up a get get get down, expecting the government to do anything right ever’s a joke in your town
I know the album has been out for a little bit but I’m not at all surprised AFI finally put out a goth new wave dance record
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know the album has been out for a little bit but I’m not at all surprised AFI finally put out a goth new wave dance record
So many conservative Christian groups are all “Society for Family Protection” or “Fighting for Families” and it’s like… the number one way to get me to not listen to you is to claim you’re all about protecting families
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So many conservative Christian groups are all “Society for Family Protection” or “Fighting for Families” and it’s like… the number one way to get me to not listen to you is to claim you’re all about protecting families
in the guitar gear space there's a lot of posting of things like "i just got this pedal, curious to hear other people's opinions," and i'm always just like... why?
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
in the guitar gear space there's a lot of posting of things like "i just got this pedal, curious to hear other people's opinions," and i'm always just like... why?
“Apparently it’s difficult to get vomit out of a zebra” - things that are said at my house that aren’t said at other houses
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Apparently it’s difficult to get vomit out of a zebra” - things that are said at my house that aren’t said at other houses
So many beanies and winter coats in Nashville. Dudes, it was like 70 degrees today.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So many beanies and winter coats in Nashville. Dudes, it was like 70 degrees today.
I know “schmear” is a cute/trendy way to talk about cream cheese, but I fucking hate it and will never say it.
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I know “schmear” is a cute/trendy way to talk about cream cheese, but I fucking hate it and will never say it.
I named my cat in stardew valley Robert Smith so when I pet him it says “Robert Smith loves you.”
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I named my cat in stardew valley Robert Smith so when I pet him it says “Robert Smith loves you.”
Had a pretty good time with Spinal Tap 2 tbh
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Had a pretty good time with Spinal Tap 2 tbh
you watch one youtube video comparing music streaming services and all of a sudden your algorithm is audiofile this, headphones that
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
you watch one youtube video comparing music streaming services and all of a sudden your algorithm is audiofile this, headphones that
RIP to the actual GOAT
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
RIP to the actual GOAT
You’re a clown if you celebrate Columbus
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You’re a clown if you celebrate Columbus
The local opening band literally just told everyone to stick around for the headliner, who is Superchunk.
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The local opening band literally just told everyone to stick around for the headliner, who is Superchunk.
I’m just sayin, I’m seeing Superchunk tomorrow and there’s a pretty good chance they’re gonna play crossed wires. And hyper enough.
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m just sayin, I’m seeing Superchunk tomorrow and there’s a pretty good chance they’re gonna play crossed wires. And hyper enough.
Real talk the game of thrones ending was way more appropriate and in line with the series than the entire last “2” seasons of sopranos
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Real talk the game of thrones ending was way more appropriate and in line with the series than the entire last “2” seasons of sopranos
Yall ever think about just how good Jaws is?
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yall ever think about just how good Jaws is?
My bestie and I crossed paths in the same airport today but we’re in different terminals so we were in the same place for about 2 hours but weren’t able to actually hang out
October 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My bestie and I crossed paths in the same airport today but we’re in different terminals so we were in the same place for about 2 hours but weren’t able to actually hang out
“Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog” - rewatching Slow Horses, excited for the new season
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog” - rewatching Slow Horses, excited for the new season
it honestly never occurred to me that i'd live through a period where the most powerful people in our country would say something and the majority of people would just be like "that's so fucking stupid"
September 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it honestly never occurred to me that i'd live through a period where the most powerful people in our country would say something and the majority of people would just be like "that's so fucking stupid"
I’m rewatching the sopranos and I have a fair amount of criticism but the biggest one is its constant “here’s a character you’ve never seen or heard of before but everyone has known them for 40 years” nonsense, it’s a constant stream of human macguffins
September 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m rewatching the sopranos and I have a fair amount of criticism but the biggest one is its constant “here’s a character you’ve never seen or heard of before but everyone has known them for 40 years” nonsense, it’s a constant stream of human macguffins
the sad thing is even though he flat out said that no one should take medical advice from him, some idiots out there are gonna believe this "tylenol causes autism" nonsense
September 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
the sad thing is even though he flat out said that no one should take medical advice from him, some idiots out there are gonna believe this "tylenol causes autism" nonsense
So I’ve been trying Apple Music to see if I can get rid of Spotify…
September 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So I’ve been trying Apple Music to see if I can get rid of Spotify…