Dave Jordan
@nonhumanaudio.bsky.social
musician, pedal builder, occasional artist. I play guitar and sing in a band called Miserable Things and build pedals under the name Non-Human Audio and sometimes make art under the name that is my name.
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Dave Jordan
@nonhumanaudio.bsky.social
· Feb 26
I want to talk about some pedals. Maybe I’ll just make an ongoing thread and just add to it periodically. Does bluesky work like that? I guess we’ll find out.
I feel like every Adele record has a natural ending point and then has like 3 more songs. I love Adele, but she needs to embrace the 35-40 minute record, or just learn what her real closers are.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I feel like every Adele record has a natural ending point and then has like 3 more songs. I love Adele, but she needs to embrace the 35-40 minute record, or just learn what her real closers are.
Here’s a thing people don’t really talk about: Cher kinda fucking rules. Even those songs people make fun of are kind of incredible pop songs.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Here’s a thing people don’t really talk about: Cher kinda fucking rules. Even those songs people make fun of are kind of incredible pop songs.
honestly every time i see a youtube video that is like "was buying this cheap knockoff thing a mistake?" the answer is always yes, even if they don't think so. stop buying temu shit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
honestly every time i see a youtube video that is like "was buying this cheap knockoff thing a mistake?" the answer is always yes, even if they don't think so. stop buying temu shit.
i was fully preparing to buy some new earbuds for this current black friday cycle but to be honest the ones i have are fine and i usually only use them on my 20-30 minute walks so i think i've talked myself out of it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i was fully preparing to buy some new earbuds for this current black friday cycle but to be honest the ones i have are fine and i usually only use them on my 20-30 minute walks so i think i've talked myself out of it.
Prince had a moment when they did that While My Guitar Gently Weeps thing and all of a sudden everyone was like “omg Prince rips” but if any of those people had been listening to Prince in the first place they would’ve already known that Prince ripped.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Prince had a moment when they did that While My Guitar Gently Weeps thing and all of a sudden everyone was like “omg Prince rips” but if any of those people had been listening to Prince in the first place they would’ve already known that Prince ripped.
Pretty sure Bee and Puppyxat is just Stardew Valley meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Pretty sure Bee and Puppyxat is just Stardew Valley meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
today i'm thinking about the fact that if trump's dad had just loved him all of this could've been avoided
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
today i'm thinking about the fact that if trump's dad had just loved him all of this could've been avoided
it might be morbid to wish death upon someone, but i'm definitely on team "the fewer ancient white men we have around the better." so let's get this train moving.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
it might be morbid to wish death upon someone, but i'm definitely on team "the fewer ancient white men we have around the better." so let's get this train moving.
i really don't expect much legally to come of the epstein files unfortunately, just where we're at governmentally. however i love the fact that it's just not going away and i hope it causes the big guy so much stress that it kills him.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i really don't expect much legally to come of the epstein files unfortunately, just where we're at governmentally. however i love the fact that it's just not going away and i hope it causes the big guy so much stress that it kills him.
30 minutes in and I have beef with this alien show
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
30 minutes in and I have beef with this alien show
Get up a get get get down, expecting the government to do anything right ever’s a joke in your town
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Get up a get get get down, expecting the government to do anything right ever’s a joke in your town
I know the album has been out for a little bit but I’m not at all surprised AFI finally put out a goth new wave dance record
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know the album has been out for a little bit but I’m not at all surprised AFI finally put out a goth new wave dance record
So many conservative Christian groups are all “Society for Family Protection” or “Fighting for Families” and it’s like… the number one way to get me to not listen to you is to claim you’re all about protecting families
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So many conservative Christian groups are all “Society for Family Protection” or “Fighting for Families” and it’s like… the number one way to get me to not listen to you is to claim you’re all about protecting families
in the guitar gear space there's a lot of posting of things like "i just got this pedal, curious to hear other people's opinions," and i'm always just like... why?
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
in the guitar gear space there's a lot of posting of things like "i just got this pedal, curious to hear other people's opinions," and i'm always just like... why?
“Apparently it’s difficult to get vomit out of a zebra” - things that are said at my house that aren’t said at other houses
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Apparently it’s difficult to get vomit out of a zebra” - things that are said at my house that aren’t said at other houses
So many beanies and winter coats in Nashville. Dudes, it was like 70 degrees today.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So many beanies and winter coats in Nashville. Dudes, it was like 70 degrees today.
I know “schmear” is a cute/trendy way to talk about cream cheese, but I fucking hate it and will never say it.
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I know “schmear” is a cute/trendy way to talk about cream cheese, but I fucking hate it and will never say it.
I named my cat in stardew valley Robert Smith so when I pet him it says “Robert Smith loves you.”
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I named my cat in stardew valley Robert Smith so when I pet him it says “Robert Smith loves you.”
Had a pretty good time with Spinal Tap 2 tbh
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Had a pretty good time with Spinal Tap 2 tbh
you watch one youtube video comparing music streaming services and all of a sudden your algorithm is audiofile this, headphones that
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
you watch one youtube video comparing music streaming services and all of a sudden your algorithm is audiofile this, headphones that
RIP to the actual GOAT
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
RIP to the actual GOAT
You’re a clown if you celebrate Columbus
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You’re a clown if you celebrate Columbus
The local opening band literally just told everyone to stick around for the headliner, who is Superchunk.
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The local opening band literally just told everyone to stick around for the headliner, who is Superchunk.
I’m just sayin, I’m seeing Superchunk tomorrow and there’s a pretty good chance they’re gonna play crossed wires. And hyper enough.
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m just sayin, I’m seeing Superchunk tomorrow and there’s a pretty good chance they’re gonna play crossed wires. And hyper enough.
Real talk the game of thrones ending was way more appropriate and in line with the series than the entire last “2” seasons of sopranos
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Real talk the game of thrones ending was way more appropriate and in line with the series than the entire last “2” seasons of sopranos