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noneofthepandas.bsky.social
Ren after dark (commissions open!)
@noneofthepandas.bsky.social
190 followers 70 following 360 posts
25 he/him
18+ account (NSFW art) minors will be blocked!!
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noneofthepandas.bsky.social
Sorry, it will happen again
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
this sketch is for @kinkyressa.bsky.social of his oc, Kreval! i hope i got the more equine features right :sob: horses are my weakness in the sense that i suck at drawing them lmao

#artfuckengagement #artfuck2025 #nsfwart #AF-Thorn
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
out of context hades 2 spoilers (mostly for weapons and boons)

but i think the most goated dps boons are DEFINITELY selene and haephestus like what do you mean total eclipse did 35k??? keeping in mind that most of the time you're not using it to clear small mobs despite its big aoe its for bossing
September 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
hooray first one!! this one's for @pinkprince.bsky.social of his oc, sir cain!

#artfuckengagement #artfuck2025 #nsfwart #AF-Thorn
September 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
OK i'm gonna try @artfuck.bsky.social this year!! and, predictably, it's rene time. the in-image text is also included in the alt-text!

#artfuckcharacter #artfuck2025 #nsfw

artfuck character tags: #male #cis (well, alois is cis+, and rene is gender indifferent) #human
Character Info: - grouchy middle aged man! hooray yippee! - various scars, you don't have to draw them all bc honestly, i forget too - if you want to be funny with it, the gloves and socks can stay on - French (unfortunately), but not Parisian (fortunately), he's from Marseille - he was originally a version of the Spy from TF2, but he's kinda spiraled out of control and now he's an oc. - VERY picky and bossy but he's also bad at communication so he will simply stare or say 'no' until his lover happens to stumble on the right thing to do (he is terrible) - he's generally very prissy about cleanliness and hates wet, sticky, and dusty feelings - you can still get him wet or sticky though if you want bc it is funny. he has wet stray kitten left out in the rain vibes - he's comfortably wealthy, regardless of AU, so give him all the fancy clothes - he is a sock garter type of man. take this information how you will - he's a hopeless romantic, but secretly - he's surprisingly flexible for a 48 year old man LIKES - lace! lingerie! heels! put him in a black louboutin pump, he loves that - very light makeup (lipstick and mascara, i think he looks best with a thin red lip) - being pampered and spoiled - he likes to watch, actually - aftercare and cuddling (secretly shhhh) - foreplay (a lot of petting and kissing) - frotting - fellatio (receiving mostly, but giving is fine) - domming a partner who's larger and stronger than him - alternatively, subbing in a way that's still rather bossy, bc he needs to feel like he has agency in the scene DISLIKES - being bound without any way to escape - receiving pain - humiliation (verbal or physical) - getting overly wet and messy; conversely, he also refuses to do anal without his brand of expensive lube or some pre-approved equivalent In TF2/canon verse, he has a neck scar that goes all the way around due to his time spent as a disembodied head (long story). His hands and back have a variety of burn scars, you don't have to draw them 100% accurately or at all if you don't want to (I forget them all the time too). He has wavy salt and pepper hair. The length varies, but when in doubt, draw the mullet longer. His eyebrows are on the thicker side and he should be very frowny most of the time. His nose is strong and thin with a prominent bump on the bridge. His body hair is somewhat sparse. He will occasionally wax/shave fully before sex, especially if he's planning to dress up. His dick is more or less average, maybe a little on the long and skinny side. He was not circumcised. Alois basic info: Personality: sweetheart with a silly streak. Intensely loving, generous. 6'3" or ~191 cm Very kinky (significantly more Rene) Bottom/sub preference, but he will switch occasionally. Likes bondage (receiving), oral (giving), anal (receiving), toys (plugs, cuffs, vibes, etc), praise ("good boy", etc) Dislikes brat taming scenes, whips, humiliation, verbal punishment ("bad boy", etc) Above: BG3 AU (Halsin optional, they're in a polycule in the BG3 AU). Below: Deities AU. Rene is the god of spring, Alois is the god of winter. More assorted Deities AU artwork. The only important details are that Rene has long hair and a crown made of flowers (blue hyacinth and forget-me-nots, additional flowers optional to indicate mood. horny moods are usually pink/red flowers). Alois's 'antlers' are actually branches of holly (branchlers, even), and they grow leaves when he's happy. They grow berries when he's horny.
September 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
a little sketch of alois waiting for his husband to come home.........

(alois belongs to my friend crow)

#ocnsfw #nsfwsky #originalcharacter #ocart
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
ocs draw each other etc but this time we get to see what was redacted bc this is my nsfw acc and we're allowed to show that here
August 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
who knew the size diff guy would draw more of that huh

(spy x whoever you want to imagine, i guess, bc im tired. its 12 am)

#tf2nsfw #tf2spy
June 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
idk i can't find the original stick figure drawing like i wanted to so i made an artist's recreation of it but that's basically my mindset about this
May 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
cws - tentacles, merfolk

happy mermay! local mer!spy gets extremely friendly with the local flora (? fauna? idk, hes having a good time either way, im not a marine biologist)

#tf2nsfw #mermaynsfw
May 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
i colored themmm

#bg3oc #ocsky #bg3tav #nsfwart (i guess, technically, they're just kinda naked and hanging out)
April 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
rene and alois's bg3 au... i read somewhere that drow are on average a bit smaller than other elves (though this might be old lore idk since the drow in bg3 seem to share the same body types as surface elves) but whatever. go my size diff.

#bg3tav #bg3oc #ocsky
April 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
some alts bc i couldn't decide which ones i liked the best. lavender is alois's color, which he would wear specifically to get alois's attention lol
April 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
hes here............. i did it........

#nsfwart #ocsky (i finally figured out that adding -sky is the same thing as adding -twt or -blr to the end of a tag)
April 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
cws: eggpreg/ovi

yall. im pregaming both easter and mermay, is this anything (ft the merman spy design i made a few years ago that i've been slowly refining over time) (hold on i forgot to add the filters)
April 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
Another obi wan for your consideration except he’s wearing something kinda similar to picard’s gay ass pjs

#obiwankenobifanart
February 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
In case anyone has been wondering about where I’ve been lately, it’s bc a third renter has joined the disaster rent free space between my ears. Anyways. Trans obi wan Kenobi anyone????

#obiwanfanart
February 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
hi tf2 fandom its been awhile, i return with middle aged man hole (2 versions)

#tf2nsfw #tf2spy
February 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
ok its a little hard to see but basically they're rediscovering each others' bodies, idk, there's just something about them both changing over time and finally getting back together and discovering all these new changes that i really enjoy. yes, its a little silly

#vanco #vander #silco
January 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
vanderwick nation how we doing

#vanderwick #vander #silco #vanco #zaundads
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
What if i changed my pfp to this
January 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
rene and alois <3 happy new year! alois loves when rene yanks on his leash

#ocnsfw
January 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
Oh yeah happy late Christmas! Alois is your present <3 only Rene gets to unwrap him though
December 29, 2024 at 10:24 AM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
Sorry for anyone who followed me for arcane btw, you are going to get my semi-regular dose of unrelated OC thoughts. If it helps, this is what he looks like? (I can’t believe I haven’t drawn any full color art of his canon appearance in the past OVER A YEAR I’m a horrible parent I’m so sorry Rene)
December 23, 2024 at 1:39 PM
noneofthepandas.bsky.social
i think strap worship is the natural next step tbh (featuring young silco and young vander)

#vanco #zaundads #vander #silco #arcane
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 AM