Non-Cannon
@non-cannon.bsky.social
25 | Her/She | Fan of House of Anubis, Space, books, D&D, chocolate, and other things.
Robert Frobershier-Smythe be like
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Robert Frobershier-Smythe be like
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
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🌈HUGE NEWS🏳️🌈
as of minutes ago, the Supreme Court has DECLINED an opportunity to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges.
Love won today.💜
as of minutes ago, the Supreme Court has DECLINED an opportunity to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges.
Love won today.💜
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
🌈HUGE NEWS🏳️🌈
as of minutes ago, the Supreme Court has DECLINED an opportunity to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges.
Love won today.💜
as of minutes ago, the Supreme Court has DECLINED an opportunity to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges.
Love won today.💜
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
After the Dream No More ending, Hornet did that Japanese thing where you repair pottery with gold. #hollowknight
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
After the Dream No More ending, Hornet did that Japanese thing where you repair pottery with gold. #hollowknight
Fun fact, I have a House of Anubis long fic in progress, just posted chapter 19, been posting every week on Tuesdays. It answers the question: What if Victor reciprocated Gran/Evelyn's crush in s2? (also what if Fabina didn't break up?)
archiveofourown.org/works/666478...
archiveofourown.org/works/666478...
What Love Can Change - Chapter 1 - artsoccer - House of Anubis (US & UK TV 2011) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fun fact, I have a House of Anubis long fic in progress, just posted chapter 19, been posting every week on Tuesdays. It answers the question: What if Victor reciprocated Gran/Evelyn's crush in s2? (also what if Fabina didn't break up?)
archiveofourown.org/works/666478...
archiveofourown.org/works/666478...
trying to be the House of Anubis poster I wish to see on this site
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
trying to be the House of Anubis poster I wish to see on this site
second half of House of Anubis season 2 be like
October 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
second half of House of Anubis season 2 be like
Last night, I was finally able to watch the original "The Producers" (I was able to watch the movie musical version some years ago), and it was just so much better than the movie musical version. Part of it was, I think, a better script, but a lot of it was better actors.
#theproducers #melbrooks
#theproducers #melbrooks
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Last night, I was finally able to watch the original "The Producers" (I was able to watch the movie musical version some years ago), and it was just so much better than the movie musical version. Part of it was, I think, a better script, but a lot of it was better actors.
#theproducers #melbrooks
#theproducers #melbrooks
If they can make paper cups that can hold liquid indefinitely, why can't they make paper straws that last an hour?
September 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If they can make paper cups that can hold liquid indefinitely, why can't they make paper straws that last an hour?
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August 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Oh that will not be a problem
July 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh that will not be a problem
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*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
July 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
Why does the fly care if we belong to somebody?
Why does being owned make the fly easier to shoo?
Do flies just feel really bad for slaves?
Why does being owned make the fly easier to shoo?
Do flies just feel really bad for slaves?
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why does the fly care if we belong to somebody?
Why does being owned make the fly easier to shoo?
Do flies just feel really bad for slaves?
Why does being owned make the fly easier to shoo?
Do flies just feel really bad for slaves?
Once, when trying to make some tuna salad for lunch, I complained that I didn't have any raw onion to add. We had whole onions, but I'm really bad at chopping them (tears) and for the amount I needed, most of the onion would go to waste and my mom suggested that I use dried onion flakes
1/2
1/2
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Once, when trying to make some tuna salad for lunch, I complained that I didn't have any raw onion to add. We had whole onions, but I'm really bad at chopping them (tears) and for the amount I needed, most of the onion would go to waste and my mom suggested that I use dried onion flakes
1/2
1/2
I love watching woodturning videos where they're turning something asymmetrical and you can see the RPM interact with the frame rate in real time
#woodturning #rpm #framerate
#woodturning #rpm #framerate
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I love watching woodturning videos where they're turning something asymmetrical and you can see the RPM interact with the frame rate in real time
#woodturning #rpm #framerate
#woodturning #rpm #framerate
The other night I meant to do some work on my original novel, maybe 500-800 words. Instead I did ~2,000 on one of my fanfics. And all of a sudden it was too late to write anymore, and my pinkies hurt.
#writing #fanfic #creativewriting #fanfiction
I really want to finish my novel
#writing #fanfic #creativewriting #fanfiction
I really want to finish my novel
July 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The other night I meant to do some work on my original novel, maybe 500-800 words. Instead I did ~2,000 on one of my fanfics. And all of a sudden it was too late to write anymore, and my pinkies hurt.
#writing #fanfic #creativewriting #fanfiction
I really want to finish my novel
#writing #fanfic #creativewriting #fanfiction
I really want to finish my novel
New worst experience discovered recently:
Opening a container of dried fruit and finding some of them wet and squishier than they ought to be
#fruit #thehorrors #driedfruit #IHaveNoIdeaHowToTagOnBluesky
Opening a container of dried fruit and finding some of them wet and squishier than they ought to be
#fruit #thehorrors #driedfruit #IHaveNoIdeaHowToTagOnBluesky
July 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
New worst experience discovered recently:
Opening a container of dried fruit and finding some of them wet and squishier than they ought to be
#fruit #thehorrors #driedfruit #IHaveNoIdeaHowToTagOnBluesky
Opening a container of dried fruit and finding some of them wet and squishier than they ought to be
#fruit #thehorrors #driedfruit #IHaveNoIdeaHowToTagOnBluesky