Nomi the Goblin Bard
@nomithegoblinbard.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ Aspiring author, married lesbian, neurodivergent of course, Star Trek nerd, obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl currently, eternal DM, and so much more!
Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
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You should totally just follow a weird trans woman that does Rideshare and wants to publish a book one of these days
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This dude on TikTok is trying to help his wife get a job, so he wrote a song. I've had this stuck in my head for the past couple of days. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fQQP8S/
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This dude on TikTok is trying to help his wife get a job, so he wrote a song. I've had this stuck in my head for the past couple of days. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fQQP8S/
If I had just one wish, I’d probably waste it on watching Greg Bovino get slowly fed feet first into a wood chipper on live tv
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If I had just one wish, I’d probably waste it on watching Greg Bovino get slowly fed feet first into a wood chipper on live tv
As President I would have Kyle Rittenhouse drawn and quartered on the White House lawn.
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
As President I would have Kyle Rittenhouse drawn and quartered on the White House lawn.
AI video and photo usage by elected officials, government agencies, and related staff needs to be 100% banned with meaningful penalties.
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
AI video and photo usage by elected officials, government agencies, and related staff needs to be 100% banned with meaningful penalties.
I have read 11 Matt Dinniman books in two months lol
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon doesn’t leave room for a sequel, but I’d honestly love to see the game setting revisited in a book. I don’t really need more of the Duke character though. Like his ending felt solid.
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon doesn’t leave room for a sequel, but I’d honestly love to see the game setting revisited in a book. I don’t really need more of the Duke character though. Like his ending felt solid.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I have read 11 Matt Dinniman books in two months lol
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon doesn’t leave room for a sequel, but I’d honestly love to see the game setting revisited in a book. I don’t really need more of the Duke character though. Like his ending felt solid.
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon doesn’t leave room for a sequel, but I’d honestly love to see the game setting revisited in a book. I don’t really need more of the Duke character though. Like his ending felt solid.
Elon Musk’s robots will just be controlled by people in a system that’s just slavery with extra steps
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Elon Musk’s robots will just be controlled by people in a system that’s just slavery with extra steps
Calling in to work because the dog wants me to stay home and play feels valid
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Calling in to work because the dog wants me to stay home and play feels valid
I wish I were rich and could run for congress.
“You’re calling to abolish ICE. You’re anti law enforcement!”
Me: That too, but first I’d like to stop the Gestapo assholes. But yes, fuck all law enforcement too.
“You’re calling to abolish ICE. You’re anti law enforcement!”
Me: That too, but first I’d like to stop the Gestapo assholes. But yes, fuck all law enforcement too.
January 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I wish I were rich and could run for congress.
“You’re calling to abolish ICE. You’re anti law enforcement!”
Me: That too, but first I’d like to stop the Gestapo assholes. But yes, fuck all law enforcement too.
“You’re calling to abolish ICE. You’re anti law enforcement!”
Me: That too, but first I’d like to stop the Gestapo assholes. But yes, fuck all law enforcement too.
Trump is going to be demanding Iceland now as well because he said Iceland in that speech. He’d undoubtedly sooner do that than admit he said the wrong country name.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Trump is going to be demanding Iceland now as well because he said Iceland in that speech. He’d undoubtedly sooner do that than admit he said the wrong country name.
Trump’s administration describing a heart attack as a minor electrical issue would be extremely on brand
Well, a girl can dream anyway
Well, a girl can dream anyway
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Trump’s administration describing a heart attack as a minor electrical issue would be extremely on brand
Well, a girl can dream anyway
Well, a girl can dream anyway
Will Stancil and related folks complaining about folks advocating for arming yourselves.
Like, I remember how long those conservatives held that federal property in Oregon or was it Washington? No one shot them in the faces with tear gas canisters and body slammed them randomly
Like, I remember how long those conservatives held that federal property in Oregon or was it Washington? No one shot them in the faces with tear gas canisters and body slammed them randomly
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Will Stancil and related folks complaining about folks advocating for arming yourselves.
Like, I remember how long those conservatives held that federal property in Oregon or was it Washington? No one shot them in the faces with tear gas canisters and body slammed them randomly
Like, I remember how long those conservatives held that federal property in Oregon or was it Washington? No one shot them in the faces with tear gas canisters and body slammed them randomly
I’m all for Europe crushing the US. I hope it hurts the rich as much as they’ve been hurting us.
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I’m all for Europe crushing the US. I hope it hurts the rich as much as they’ve been hurting us.
Why are republicans being fucking weird about milk now? I like milk. Stop trying to ruin milk for me. I’m about to buy oatmilk just to spite these assholes.
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Why are republicans being fucking weird about milk now? I like milk. Stop trying to ruin milk for me. I’m about to buy oatmilk just to spite these assholes.
Okay I found an actual use case for the Cybertruck. Following ICE. They couldn’t break the windows to save that woman in the pond that was trapped in one.
Also it’d make Muskrat so fucking mad I bet
Also it’d make Muskrat so fucking mad I bet
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Okay I found an actual use case for the Cybertruck. Following ICE. They couldn’t break the windows to save that woman in the pond that was trapped in one.
Also it’d make Muskrat so fucking mad I bet
Also it’d make Muskrat so fucking mad I bet
Bezos headline saying you’ll rent your PC over the cloud in the future and billionaires really do just dream of you owning absolutely nothing you pay for
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Bezos headline saying you’ll rent your PC over the cloud in the future and billionaires really do just dream of you owning absolutely nothing you pay for
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This FB post is public.
This FB post is public.
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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This FB post is public.
This FB post is public.
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This is HC gas, or hexachloroethane. It's toxic when taken up by the skin and a probable carcinogen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexachl...
![Screenshot of Wikipedia entry on HC gas: "Toxicity
Hexachloroethane is not particularly toxic when taken orally,[14] but is considered to be quite toxic by skin adsorption. The primary effect is depression of the central nervous system.[3] The concentration that is immediately dangerous to life or health is 300 ppm and the permissible exposure limit according to the Occupational Safety and Health Administration is 1 ppm (skin).[14] It is reasonably anticipated to be a carcinogen.[15]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o7flgv6jbzgsegvemmaxs5pr/bafkreiaett6g6rhak2paauu5h6ircqc4wdpufwimgimz5atyg7welz6bwy@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is HC gas, or hexachloroethane. It's toxic when taken up by the skin and a probable carcinogen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexachl...
Whichever democrat promises to live stream the trials of ICE Agents gets my vote
You can also fix the national debt by live streaming their prison cells with the option to activate loud sounds, lights, etc for a minor fee
You can also fix the national debt by live streaming their prison cells with the option to activate loud sounds, lights, etc for a minor fee
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Whichever democrat promises to live stream the trials of ICE Agents gets my vote
You can also fix the national debt by live streaming their prison cells with the option to activate loud sounds, lights, etc for a minor fee
You can also fix the national debt by live streaming their prison cells with the option to activate loud sounds, lights, etc for a minor fee
ICE too afraid to post anything here because they’re going to get dunked on so hard.
The real question is has BlueSky turned off any automatic moderation for the account so our mass reporting doesn’t ban it.
The real question is has BlueSky turned off any automatic moderation for the account so our mass reporting doesn’t ban it.
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
ICE too afraid to post anything here because they’re going to get dunked on so hard.
The real question is has BlueSky turned off any automatic moderation for the account so our mass reporting doesn’t ban it.
The real question is has BlueSky turned off any automatic moderation for the account so our mass reporting doesn’t ban it.
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🏳️⚧️ Hunter Schafer appears in a Prada ad 🏳️⚧️
Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!
Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
🏳️⚧️ Hunter Schafer appears in a Prada ad 🏳️⚧️
Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!
Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!
In 2029, when the next President takes office, the minimum wage on the national level of $7.25 per hour will be 20 years old
This is absolutely suppressing your wages if you’re middle or lower on the class structure of the US
This is absolutely suppressing your wages if you’re middle or lower on the class structure of the US
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
In 2029, when the next President takes office, the minimum wage on the national level of $7.25 per hour will be 20 years old
This is absolutely suppressing your wages if you’re middle or lower on the class structure of the US
This is absolutely suppressing your wages if you’re middle or lower on the class structure of the US
I’ve always been a sucker for zombie stories and I love this one. Plus size + zombie killing + girl lead.
Basically a weight loss camp backed by a corp designs a food supplement that makes you lose weight and get super fit! Sadly there are some side effects.
If I had the money and connections…
Basically a weight loss camp backed by a corp designs a food supplement that makes you lose weight and get super fit! Sadly there are some side effects.
If I had the money and connections…
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I’ve always been a sucker for zombie stories and I love this one. Plus size + zombie killing + girl lead.
Basically a weight loss camp backed by a corp designs a food supplement that makes you lose weight and get super fit! Sadly there are some side effects.
If I had the money and connections…
Basically a weight loss camp backed by a corp designs a food supplement that makes you lose weight and get super fit! Sadly there are some side effects.
If I had the money and connections…
Republicans: YOU SAID THE F WORD IM TELLING ON YOU!!!!!
Me:
Me:
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Republicans: YOU SAID THE F WORD IM TELLING ON YOU!!!!!
Me:
Me:
Absolutely 100% will not vote for Gavin Newsom as a Presidential candidate under any circumstance, I am telling you now so you know not to choose him, because if you choose him then yell at me I have to vote I’m going to tell you to go fuck yourself because I already told you.
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Absolutely 100% will not vote for Gavin Newsom as a Presidential candidate under any circumstance, I am telling you now so you know not to choose him, because if you choose him then yell at me I have to vote I’m going to tell you to go fuck yourself because I already told you.
Star Trek Academy is great so far. Sam is adorable. Love seeing The Doctor again. The Jem’Hadar Klingon lady is amazing, and I’m so excited to see a Klingon that is taking a different kind of life path than we have seen portrayed before.
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Star Trek Academy is great so far. Sam is adorable. Love seeing The Doctor again. The Jem’Hadar Klingon lady is amazing, and I’m so excited to see a Klingon that is taking a different kind of life path than we have seen portrayed before.