Someone told him to pick on someone his own size so he arrested a 5 year old

Don’t doubt their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Okay, I’m not THAT pessimistic, odds are they should trounce Republicans in a fair and free election.

It’d probably be cheaper to offer us 50k each to renounce our citizenship and leave forever

This is a dumb post.

If he had Bovino on his podcast, Newsom would compliment his sense of style, tell Bovino he was doing a great job, and then possibly offer to chew on Bovino’s boots for a bit if he’d enjoy that.

Abolish ICE was the polite position. Now I’m more imprison all ICE Agents for a minimum of 10 years with a felony conviction that can’t be pardoned by a president.

White people: this is un-American!

Everyone else: this is extremely on brand for America

A Brit: everyone hates you!!

Every former colony:

Europeans: we hate Americans

Americans: amateurs

The urge to enlist in Denmark and defend Greenland is tempered by being 40 and not the sort that do well in the army

This is how you actually get yourself turned into food.

Nazi: you don’t need that much food, a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla.

People: you’re looking fucking delicious right now.

I’m not advocating shooting people, or violence. I’m just saying maybe we should try the 2nd amendment shit like they do and see if it eases up the peppery spraying point blank in the face stuff.

It’s worth a try because the unarmed thing hasn’t been working as far as getting brutalized by police goes.

Like, maybe if you had some folks just hanging out at your protest with AR-15s they wouldn’t be doing some of this shit they’ve been doing.

When those asshole right wingers were facing off against Bureau of Land Management stuff and were armed the police were trying real hard not to piss anyone off.

January 6th they fucking stormed the US Capitol building and one person got shot by police.