Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker
@nomads.bsky.social
We are nomadic warriors united by one dream -- anointing JB Pritzker the Khagan of America
Prison? No. We’re gonna do this to you
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Prison? No. We’re gonna do this to you
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
“The Uniparty never would have e achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of torpor, of complacency!”
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“The Uniparty never would have e achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of torpor, of complacency!”
Me in like 3 years
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me in like 3 years
Looks like another transit bill is coming together
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Looks like another transit bill is coming together
One of the parts I like about AI is the distorted way it reflects our own media back to us - doppelgängers, non-Euclidian geometry, bodies at impossible angles. It's one of the things that I feel is lost in the endless push toward greater verisimilitude. I like seeing art created by a non-human!
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One of the parts I like about AI is the distorted way it reflects our own media back to us - doppelgängers, non-Euclidian geometry, bodies at impossible angles. It's one of the things that I feel is lost in the endless push toward greater verisimilitude. I like seeing art created by a non-human!
We’re going to have to Continental Army this guy
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We’re going to have to Continental Army this guy
Hey anybody want to produce my play about John von Neumann and the design of the early, stored-program computer? I just finished it and it's fucking great.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey anybody want to produce my play about John von Neumann and the design of the early, stored-program computer? I just finished it and it's fucking great.
Huge crowd! Things are a little blocked up but people are headed south to Buckingham fountain.
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Huge crowd! Things are a little blocked up but people are headed south to Buckingham fountain.
The Khan really said “Tiocfaidh ár lá”
October 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Khan really said “Tiocfaidh ár lá”
I took this picture
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I took this picture
-Obsessed with conflict
-Riven by petty grievances
-Likes football
Welcome back Richard Nixon
-Riven by petty grievances
-Likes football
Welcome back Richard Nixon
October 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
-Obsessed with conflict
-Riven by petty grievances
-Likes football
Welcome back Richard Nixon
-Riven by petty grievances
-Likes football
Welcome back Richard Nixon
JB Pritzker is the twice-anointed Great Khan of Illinois and future Khagan of the Eagle Throne. By the will of Tengri, he is destined to rule an empire the rivals the Khans of old.
September 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
JB Pritzker is the twice-anointed Great Khan of Illinois and future Khagan of the Eagle Throne. By the will of Tengri, he is destined to rule an empire the rivals the Khans of old.
For a decade and a half, the President of the United States was close friends with the world's most notorious pedophile
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
For a decade and a half, the President of the United States was close friends with the world's most notorious pedophile