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Rudy
@nomadic.bsky.social
Long-haired, constantly tired, and currently stuck on the west coast.
Being in your mid-30’s and feeling like you’re finally getting your shit together, while the world at large seems to be falling apart has been an odd experience.
April 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
@jedkeezy.bsky.social Seem familiar?
November 28, 2024 at 7:19 AM
More sports teams need to be named after cryptids. Think about the possibilities!

For instance, Detroit why be the Red Wings when you could be the Mothmen?
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Me: *Listening to latest Maintenance Phase as I open Balatro on my phone*

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social : *Mentions Balatro*

Me: I have never felt so seen in my gaming addiction until this point
Richard Simmons Isn't Missing
Maintenance Phase · Episode
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I’m looking for weird and bizarre book recommendations. I need something that confuses me on why it exists
November 21, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Could people stop giving unsolicited advice about
jobs and fields they’ve never worked. Thanks
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Got told I should pitch an idea I have been floating for my Master’s thesis. The joke is I currently don’t even have my undergraduate degree yet.
November 14, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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My god...that's the king's sigil
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Is every business textbook written by sociopaths, or just the ones I’ve been told to read?
January 27, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Think I might be going pumpkin crazy this year with my cooking. Already on my 4th, and planning on what to do with my inevitable 5th
October 2, 2023 at 5:31 PM
I’ve just had someone tell me, that I make the best avocado toast, and I’m not sure how to take it.
September 27, 2023 at 4:55 PM
I’m probably gonna regret typing this later, but I’ve never been happier to see the rain outside.
September 26, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Pretty sure the universe is conspiring against me today.
September 25, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Me: I really should go for a walk today.

*Looks at temperature*

Me: Probably not the best idea, unless I want to end up looking like a fried egg on the pavement.

*Goes outside anyway*
August 15, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Feeling like when I inevitably have a midlife crisis, it’s going to just be a full blown heel turn.
August 15, 2023 at 12:56 AM