15) If You Make A Call On A Banana Phone by Gideon Sterer illus by Emily Hughes

Sort of a “give a mouse a cookie” format but more absurd. You can call a gorilla on your banana and make a new friend.

13) The 13th Day of Christmas by Adam Rex

A man receives the 12 Days gifts from his true love enumerated in the song. At first it seems like a terrible idea. But he then starts to change his mind. Several clever gags on the song occur within the text.

JOB HUNTING IS HELL!!!!! dozens of applications, one off accounts that will never be used again in a million years, layers on layers of bullshit and your fucking reward is GOING TO WORK!!!

"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch

difficulty levels- do you prefer to play on easy to minimize frustration or hard to enhance a challenge that you enjoy? ever use mods, special rules, challenge runs to make it even easier/harder? does it all depend on the game? im interested in the big variety of ways ppl find to enjoy games

the struggle is very real

this is so freaking funny to me because as a political candidate Mr Zohran is actively job hunting. he is basically asking every single new yorker to please give him a job

it also helps my driving stress/anxiety to be prepared for emergencies. roadside assistance is big. having an emergency kit in the car. paper map just in case. just plain knowing what to do if something goes wrong or doesn't seem quite right. my anxious ass says prepared not scared.