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Nolan Sykes
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Online car dude
Los Angeles
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Showing my wife Markiplier after watching the first FNAF movie
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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“This was a mistake and they’re gonna regret it” -my wife upon hearing the news
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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The thing to understand about "age verification" laws is that they are not just for kids

The only way to "stop kids from doing xyz online" using age-gating is to demand a government ID (or invasive biometric face scan) from EVERYONE.

This means associating your gov ID with EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Dang sounds awesome we should do that here
UK.gov page detailing workers’ right to 5-6 weeks paid holiday a year
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Nothin else for it
Two panel comic of a person with glasses looking down at an open book. First panel reads: I think I might be bad at this. In the second panel they are scribbling in the book with a pencil. Text reads: I’m gonna do it anyway
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Incredible things are happening in the paranormal community
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I love living in LA, I love living in a big melting pot! Can’t make me think it’s a bad thing!
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Used Trackhawks going for 80k+ you are smoking crack
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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A new Ace Combat would fix me
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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New hubcap day
The Imp is now rocking moon discs
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Environmental storytelling
A crate full of decommissioned hand grenades priced at $29.95, a sheet above reads “WARNING: Do not take into an airport! You will be arrested!”
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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(Randy Newman voice)
I looove my wife
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Scrolling IG these days feels like getting hit in the head with a hammer
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Caught a buzz in Aiken, SC
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I see no way this can go poorly
That comment about the eggplant tattoo is something Street picked up from a crypto company she's working with called Dare Market, which has yet to launch. The idea is in the name: a market of dares where people pay bounties that others cash in on by recording themselves performing crowdsourced challenges. These dares, according to the challenges. These dares, according to the company's founder, Isla Rose Perfito, a bubbly blond 29-year-old living in New York, could include things like breaking into a Scientology center, moving into a McDonald's for 24 hours, and getting people to streak at the Super Bowl. "The goal," says Perfito, "is to break the internet. It's like Black Mirror/Jackass coded but still super relatable. It'll give you the feeling that you can change the world and the adrenaline rush of driving a fast car.” I tell her it all sounds a bit like Squid Game, the TV show about poor people who play deadly children's games in order to win a prize fronted by wealthy spectators. "It is, yeah!" she says-brightly. "It's very similar."
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Went to Tail of the Dragon today
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Never seen a dually going the speed limit
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Watching MTV Classic and the music reminds me of riding with my dad in his Dodge Spirit circa 2003
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Starting to think that visiting subreddits of media you like will eventually make you not like it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Freshman year HS football Im playing nose tackle and the QG pulls, so I shoot the gap and sack the QB for a 20yd loss. Greatest moment of my young life. Next play the QG does the same thing so I shoot again and the FB comes out of nowhere and absolutely rocks my shit. Haven’t seen straight since.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Why did I voluntarily gate check my bag what the hell was I thinking
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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A lot less cybertrucks at SEMA this year 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I’m at the Dia De Los Deftones festival and there was just a Let’s Go Dodgers chant upon news of the tie game. The festival is at Petco Park 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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FREDDIE FUCKING FREEMAN
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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???
Tesla with license plate reading “PLGMYAS”
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM