Noise Annoys
noise-annoys.bsky.social
Noise Annoys
@noise-annoys.bsky.social
Cat Ownership: a poem

Kitty 1 growl
Kitty 2 hiss
Kitty 1 pounce
Kitty 2 kick
bang bang tumble
rapid heavy breath
kitties very quiet
cuz they're cuddled
in their nest
September 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Music thoughts of the day:
1) Pepper by The B*tthole Surfers has one of the best bass lines ever recorded
2) Ben Folds Five Brick is waydeeper than I understood at the time
August 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.
June 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's nice to see even rural Michigan being over this BS
June 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me that the Don Don Donki jingle is an absolute banger
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Just today I saw the full version of the PPAP video and I can't believe I've been missing out on the full glory for all these years
March 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Abraham Lincoln is often quoted for saying: "As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.”

But the passage I think of daily from the same 1838 speech to the Young Men’s Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois is this one.

(don’t get hung up on his use of the word genius)
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Do you ever start singing 'water sucks! It really really sucks!' out of the blue? Just me?
February 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM