"charlotte noferq"🌻
@noferq.bsky.social
somnambulist manipulated by an evil psychiatrist she/her 📼🌾
just got a youtube ad for pre-made "romantic" dnd campaigns designed specifically for couples. fascinating implications for the culture
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
just got a youtube ad for pre-made "romantic" dnd campaigns designed specifically for couples. fascinating implications for the culture
general vibes: capital is betting pretty hard on ai, weight loss drugs, 90s nostalgia, ass men (gender neutral), and wokeness
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
general vibes: capital is betting pretty hard on ai, weight loss drugs, 90s nostalgia, ass men (gender neutral), and wokeness
I'm going to write explicitly republican ella mccay
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I'm going to write explicitly republican ella mccay
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generationally wealthy sexy yodas near me
February 1, 2026 at 7:37 AM
generationally wealthy sexy yodas near me
it's crazy how much respect I lose when a youtuber references jung. like into the entertaining pseudo intellectual bin you go, nice try
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 AM
it's crazy how much respect I lose when a youtuber references jung. like into the entertaining pseudo intellectual bin you go, nice try
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Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!
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*suddenly contemplative* inspector detector suspected foul play...
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*suddenly contemplative* inspector detector suspected foul play...
hey >:( that's my emotional support mia
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
hey >:( that's my emotional support mia
my house is so cold I have a headache :(
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
my house is so cold I have a headache :(
taken by some ancient curse, presumably
January 18, 2026 at 4:23 AM
taken by some ancient curse, presumably
when I was 10 I discovered my dad had a Dilbert-a-day calender in the bathroom and over the course of a few days I read the entire thing, consuming hours that I was too embarrassed to explain in which, in retrospect, my parents absolutely thought I'd discovered masturbation.
January 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
when I was 10 I discovered my dad had a Dilbert-a-day calender in the bathroom and over the course of a few days I read the entire thing, consuming hours that I was too embarrassed to explain in which, in retrospect, my parents absolutely thought I'd discovered masturbation.
just saw a t-shirt with "birds aren't real... but jesus is". nobel laurette in mormonism
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
just saw a t-shirt with "birds aren't real... but jesus is". nobel laurette in mormonism
I am just not someone who owns enough clothing to afford having it split between three houses
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am just not someone who owns enough clothing to afford having it split between three houses
I was put on this earth to write letterboxed reviews and the demands of fallen flesh (food, sleep) are obstacles to that divine purpose
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I was put on this earth to write letterboxed reviews and the demands of fallen flesh (food, sleep) are obstacles to that divine purpose
walking around Walmart, on the pa they're advertising the Walmart official podcast. would be fascinated to see the internal numbers that convinced them people want to listen to a Walmart Official Podcast
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
walking around Walmart, on the pa they're advertising the Walmart official podcast. would be fascinated to see the internal numbers that convinced them people want to listen to a Walmart Official Podcast
patron "oh, he's already helping us with our coats"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
patron "oh, he's already helping us with our coats"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
the first female stay at home dad
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the first female stay at home dad
don draper pitching ethical nonmonogamy to his wife
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
don draper pitching ethical nonmonogamy to his wife
cute that the three real movies are bundled together at the bottom. like when you only know one person at a party
if you squint at the 2025 worldwide box office of this year so far, you might see a few are vfx-driven/animation
and avatar 3 hasn't been released yet
and avatar 3 hasn't been released yet
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
cute that the three real movies are bundled together at the bottom. like when you only know one person at a party
you shouldn't be allowed to do an encore that's FIVE songs long
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you shouldn't be allowed to do an encore that's FIVE songs long
silksong had me thinking video games might be good, nice to get a strong reminder that nothing could be further from the truth
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
silksong had me thinking video games might be good, nice to get a strong reminder that nothing could be further from the truth
it's weird how much we as a culture have wasted donald glover. this is like, a shockingly bad filmography for someone of his talents
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's weird how much we as a culture have wasted donald glover. this is like, a shockingly bad filmography for someone of his talents