taken by some ancient curse, presumably

hornet...

it's weird how much we as a culture have wasted donald glover. this is like, a shockingly bad filmography for someone of his talents

where the FUCK is adrian grenier. I've been waiting 20 years to find out what happened to my favorite dwp character "nate" and you're just going to betray the core fanbase like that? what's he doing? if he isn't there, not supporting his girlfriend, WE WILL NOT BE SEATED.

↓ this is a stagehand after only 7 hours working in the purple light factory. gay people, please start decorating your bedrooms with only ethically sourced leds 💔

ahaha batman! your midface has a 1.38 browline ratio! your nasiolabal folds show a male-pattern creasing of 42%! and don't get me started on those shoulders... you've already lost.

if you listen to the audiobook it has one in the left ear and one in the right and you learn a secret phrase that can kill midwesterners with its utterance