Markus
@nocturnaloldman.bsky.social
Reposted by Markus
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Reposted by Markus
Reposted by Markus
Reposted by Markus
Seconds into the scene, we realized we should have gotten a stunt grandma.
July 3, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Seconds into the scene, we realized we should have gotten a stunt grandma.