You can call me Alex
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Lefty. You're never 3 good paychecks away from being a billionaire.
Pinned
Here I am.
How's everybody doing?
October 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
How's everybody doing?
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In a wild scene outside Manhattan’s 26 Federal Plaza ICE agents tried to roll out with an unmarked van, and got rolled on instead! 💙
Protestors formed a human wall boxed in the van, and literally forced ICE to retreat back into the building!!
RESIST! 💙🙏
Protestors formed a human wall boxed in the van, and literally forced ICE to retreat back into the building!!
RESIST! 💙🙏
June 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In a wild scene outside Manhattan’s 26 Federal Plaza ICE agents tried to roll out with an unmarked van, and got rolled on instead! 💙
Protestors formed a human wall boxed in the van, and literally forced ICE to retreat back into the building!!
RESIST! 💙🙏
Protestors formed a human wall boxed in the van, and literally forced ICE to retreat back into the building!!
RESIST! 💙🙏
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
For all my "peeps", you'll catch me on here about twice a week. But you'll catch me.
March 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
For all my "peeps", you'll catch me on here about twice a week. But you'll catch me.
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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
ST. PAUL, MN—Making an impassioned plea to his colleagues in an effort to inspire concrete action, Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota publicly called on his fellow Democrats Monday to return his Tupperware at...
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March 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
I'm here. I've hated this format and it's crown to reddit when I just simply don't like the UI. But anyways I'm kicking.
March 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm here. I've hated this format and it's crown to reddit when I just simply don't like the UI. But anyways I'm kicking.
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
First nukes, now this? Doh!
“The U.S. Department of Agriculture said Tuesday that, over the weekend, it accidentally fired "several" agency employees who are working on the federal government's response to the H5N1 avian flu outbreak.
The agency said it is now trying to quickly reverse the firings.”
The agency said it is now trying to quickly reverse the firings.”
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them
An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
First nukes, now this? Doh!
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Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him
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February 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him
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And we call that ethnic cleansing.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday signaled that he was moving ahead with U.S. President Donald Trump’s proposal to transfer the Palestinian population out of Gaza, calling it “the only viable plan to enable a different future” for the region.
Israel's Netanyahu signals he's moving ahead with Trump's plan to move Palestinians from Gaza
Netanyahu discussed the plan with U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who kicked off a Middle East visit by endorsing Israel's war aims in Gaza, saying Hamas “must be eradicated.” That created…
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February 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
And we call that ethnic cleansing.
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Chuck Schumer has an exciting plan to appeal to younger voters and is at this moment recording his own dis track against Drake.
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Chuck Schumer has an exciting plan to appeal to younger voters and is at this moment recording his own dis track against Drake.
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
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The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again
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February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Democrats keep expanding their appeals to and dependence on billionaires.They get some, the "good ones." Meanwhile they lose support among the working class that gets increasing attention from Republicans. Result: voters deliver Blue states and Trump.
calmatters.org/politics/202...
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California blesses political donors' strategy to multiply their influence
Political groups get state OK to create affiliated committees with different heads & coordinate fundraising and candidate donations.
calmatters.org
February 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Democrats keep expanding their appeals to and dependence on billionaires.They get some, the "good ones." Meanwhile they lose support among the working class that gets increasing attention from Republicans. Result: voters deliver Blue states and Trump.
calmatters.org/politics/202...
calmatters.org/politics/202...
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Susan Collins, who can be counted on for saying she's "very disappointed," says she will vote for Tulsi Gabbard.
February 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Susan Collins, who can be counted on for saying she's "very disappointed," says she will vote for Tulsi Gabbard.
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Tariffs are taxes.
"Trump insists that tariffs are paid for by foreign countries. In fact, its is importers — American companies — that pay tariffs, and the money goes to U.S. Treasury. Those companies, in turn, typically pass their higher costs on to their customers in the form of higher prices."
"Trump insists that tariffs are paid for by foreign countries. In fact, its is importers — American companies — that pay tariffs, and the money goes to U.S. Treasury. Those companies, in turn, typically pass their higher costs on to their customers in the form of higher prices."
Trump favors huge new tariffs. How do they work?
Former President Donald Trump has proposed a 60% tariff on goods from China and a 20% tariff on everything else the United States imports. This week, he raised the ante still higher.
www.pbs.org
January 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tariffs are taxes.
"Trump insists that tariffs are paid for by foreign countries. In fact, its is importers — American companies — that pay tariffs, and the money goes to U.S. Treasury. Those companies, in turn, typically pass their higher costs on to their customers in the form of higher prices."
"Trump insists that tariffs are paid for by foreign countries. In fact, its is importers — American companies — that pay tariffs, and the money goes to U.S. Treasury. Those companies, in turn, typically pass their higher costs on to their customers in the form of higher prices."
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Chrysler Building Admits It Would Have Been Nice to Have Been Thought of as Possible Target on 9/11
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Chrysler Building Admits It Would Have Been Nice to Have Been Thought of as Possible Target on 9/11
The Chrysler Building was recently overheard complaining that it wasn’t one of the buildings targeted by terrorists on 9/11.
thehardtimes.net
January 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Chrysler Building Admits It Would Have Been Nice to Have Been Thought of as Possible Target on 9/11
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On the migration of the scientific community to Bluesky:
www.nature.com/articles/d41... 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41... 🧪
Bluesky’s science takeover: 70% of Nature poll respondents use platform
Roughly 6,000 readers answered our poll, with many declaring that Bluesky was nicer, kinder and less antagonistic to science than X.
www.nature.com
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
On the migration of the scientific community to Bluesky:
www.nature.com/articles/d41... 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41... 🧪