NocturnalDanger
@nocturnaldanger.theberrypatch.xyz
He/him, 27, Cybersecurity Analyst, Small Business Owner
Desk: $199
*attach $2 cup holder*
Gaming Desk: $499
*add $5 RGB strip*
ELITE GAMING DESK: $799
*add $1 bent metal*
ELITE GAMING DESK WITH HEADPHONE HOLDER FOR EXTENDED GAMING SESSIONS: $999
*attach $2 cup holder*
Gaming Desk: $499
*add $5 RGB strip*
ELITE GAMING DESK: $799
*add $1 bent metal*
ELITE GAMING DESK WITH HEADPHONE HOLDER FOR EXTENDED GAMING SESSIONS: $999
August 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Desk: $199
*attach $2 cup holder*
Gaming Desk: $499
*add $5 RGB strip*
ELITE GAMING DESK: $799
*add $1 bent metal*
ELITE GAMING DESK WITH HEADPHONE HOLDER FOR EXTENDED GAMING SESSIONS: $999
*attach $2 cup holder*
Gaming Desk: $499
*add $5 RGB strip*
ELITE GAMING DESK: $799
*add $1 bent metal*
ELITE GAMING DESK WITH HEADPHONE HOLDER FOR EXTENDED GAMING SESSIONS: $999
If we store all of our data in the cloud, where does it go when it rains?
July 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If we store all of our data in the cloud, where does it go when it rains?
I'm pissed off with Linux and only "chmod -R 777 /" can fix it.
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm pissed off with Linux and only "chmod -R 777 /" can fix it.
God, I hate some of these people. I told them that I think DOGE is a good idea but being very poorly executed.
They responded, "oh no, since there's only two genders now, you can't fuck a dog anymore"
Sir, you're 30 years old, why are you acting 13?
They responded, "oh no, since there's only two genders now, you can't fuck a dog anymore"
Sir, you're 30 years old, why are you acting 13?
February 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
God, I hate some of these people. I told them that I think DOGE is a good idea but being very poorly executed.
They responded, "oh no, since there's only two genders now, you can't fuck a dog anymore"
Sir, you're 30 years old, why are you acting 13?
They responded, "oh no, since there's only two genders now, you can't fuck a dog anymore"
Sir, you're 30 years old, why are you acting 13?
Maybe Trump is just one of the corporate phishing/social engineering tests.
Half of the country failed, so this is just their training, and none of this is actually real.
Half of the country failed, so this is just their training, and none of this is actually real.
February 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Maybe Trump is just one of the corporate phishing/social engineering tests.
Half of the country failed, so this is just their training, and none of this is actually real.
Half of the country failed, so this is just their training, and none of this is actually real.
If these next four years don't go well, can we elect Kamala Harris and have Taylor Swift be our Billionaire-in-Chief and try a far-left socialism?
February 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If these next four years don't go well, can we elect Kamala Harris and have Taylor Swift be our Billionaire-in-Chief and try a far-left socialism?
I'm starting to think that this isn't a nightmare and I'm not about to wake up
January 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm starting to think that this isn't a nightmare and I'm not about to wake up
Will sell feet pics to anyone willing to cover the cost of tuition for a SANS Institute Bachelors degree.
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Will sell feet pics to anyone willing to cover the cost of tuition for a SANS Institute Bachelors degree.
My favorite kind of Reddit exchange is:
Person 1: I have recently learned that this apple is red. (5,000 down votes)
Person 2: Well, actually, that apple is red. (100,000 upvotes)
Person 1: I have recently learned that this apple is red. (5,000 down votes)
Person 2: Well, actually, that apple is red. (100,000 upvotes)
January 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My favorite kind of Reddit exchange is:
Person 1: I have recently learned that this apple is red. (5,000 down votes)
Person 2: Well, actually, that apple is red. (100,000 upvotes)
Person 1: I have recently learned that this apple is red. (5,000 down votes)
Person 2: Well, actually, that apple is red. (100,000 upvotes)
I came across an alert for a suspicious file being uploaded to the cloud; and after investigating it, it turned out to be an EICAR anti-virus test file, saved as a .txt.
I am a fully-tested anti-virus, it seems.
I am a fully-tested anti-virus, it seems.
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I came across an alert for a suspicious file being uploaded to the cloud; and after investigating it, it turned out to be an EICAR anti-virus test file, saved as a .txt.
I am a fully-tested anti-virus, it seems.
I am a fully-tested anti-virus, it seems.
If it talks like a Nazi, if it salutes like a Nazi, then it's a misunderstood guy who did nothing wrong because its actually a similar symbol from a different time period and he doesnt know better because he's neurodivergent and he...
Did I fill in the blanks right?
Did I fill in the blanks right?
If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____
January 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If it talks like a Nazi, if it salutes like a Nazi, then it's a misunderstood guy who did nothing wrong because its actually a similar symbol from a different time period and he doesnt know better because he's neurodivergent and he...
Did I fill in the blanks right?
Did I fill in the blanks right?
I just found out about #homelab and I figured I'd show off the rack that iced been playing around with. There's been a few changes since then but I'm also about to take it apart and move it upstairs, before going through and reconfiguring the boxes.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I just found out about #homelab and I figured I'd show off the rack that iced been playing around with. There's been a few changes since then but I'm also about to take it apart and move it upstairs, before going through and reconfiguring the boxes.
The hardest part about bootstrapping a business is finding decent HDDs/SSDs from a datacenter decommission without the small markup you get from buying them from someone else who got them from a datacenter decom.
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The hardest part about bootstrapping a business is finding decent HDDs/SSDs from a datacenter decommission without the small markup you get from buying them from someone else who got them from a datacenter decom.
Reposted by NocturnalDanger
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
"Freedom of Religion" is just putting us back in England circa. 1700s.
Maybe next time we should try "Freedom from Religion".
Maybe next time we should try "Freedom from Religion".
January 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Freedom of Religion" is just putting us back in England circa. 1700s.
Maybe next time we should try "Freedom from Religion".
Maybe next time we should try "Freedom from Religion".
TikTok has only been shut down for a few hours, and I already miss my Chinese Spy.
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
TikTok has only been shut down for a few hours, and I already miss my Chinese Spy.
Reposted by NocturnalDanger
guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
I'm new here. How does this work? Why is no one using hashtags?
January 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm new here. How does this work? Why is no one using hashtags?