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Things we tolerate that nobody likes, which don't make anything better
I'm only ever going to say "GET IN THE HOLE!" when [redacted]
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm only ever going to say "GET IN THE HOLE!" when [redacted]
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I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt
September 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt
"Jimmy, did you get the A.I. Facebook post done so it sounded like a person wrote it?"
"sure did boss, left in the guidance notes and put up a photo of an entirely different comedian, just like you asked"
"What?"
"sure did boss, left in the guidance notes and put up a photo of an entirely different comedian, just like you asked"
"What?"
September 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Jimmy, did you get the A.I. Facebook post done so it sounded like a person wrote it?"
"sure did boss, left in the guidance notes and put up a photo of an entirely different comedian, just like you asked"
"What?"
"sure did boss, left in the guidance notes and put up a photo of an entirely different comedian, just like you asked"
"What?"
You know, the dolphin nose potatoes they have nowadays, the potatoes shaped like the nose of a dolphin
August 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You know, the dolphin nose potatoes they have nowadays, the potatoes shaped like the nose of a dolphin
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It looks to me like the one from the Inbetweeners film.
July 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It looks to me like the one from the Inbetweeners film.
LOL DUNNO MATE thanks for adding this to everything ever
July 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
LOL DUNNO MATE thanks for adding this to everything ever
Why is it famous? Lol I don't know! Great feature. Love that this is everywhere forever
July 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why is it famous? Lol I don't know! Great feature. Love that this is everywhere forever
Readable data? No thanks! Massive advert delivery system + tiny unreadable screens that take an hour to change pages please!
Never been quite so happy to see a vast turned-off bank of pixels.
October 5, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Readable data? No thanks! Massive advert delivery system + tiny unreadable screens that take an hour to change pages please!
Just POPUP FILLS THE ENTIRE SCREEN reading EVERYTHING GOES GREY AND THERE'S NO X TO CLOSE IT an VIDEO PLAYS article COMPLETE THIS SURVEY on WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY a MM DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES LOL local ONE TRICK FOR BELLY FAT newspaper HELEN SKELTON SHOCKED MARTIN MONEYSAVER website CRYPTO
October 4, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Just POPUP FILLS THE ENTIRE SCREEN reading EVERYTHING GOES GREY AND THERE'S NO X TO CLOSE IT an VIDEO PLAYS article COMPLETE THIS SURVEY on WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY a MM DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES LOL local ONE TRICK FOR BELLY FAT newspaper HELEN SKELTON SHOCKED MARTIN MONEYSAVER website CRYPTO
"We're adding new AI features!"
WHY. WHO WANTS THIS. RUN TEN BILLION COMPUTERS WITH THE POWER TO PROVIDE ENERGY TO MILLIONS SO YOU CAN GET SLIGHTLY WORSE SUGGESTIONS. GREAT
WHY. WHO WANTS THIS. RUN TEN BILLION COMPUTERS WITH THE POWER TO PROVIDE ENERGY TO MILLIONS SO YOU CAN GET SLIGHTLY WORSE SUGGESTIONS. GREAT
October 4, 2024 at 10:34 AM
"We're adding new AI features!"
WHY. WHO WANTS THIS. RUN TEN BILLION COMPUTERS WITH THE POWER TO PROVIDE ENERGY TO MILLIONS SO YOU CAN GET SLIGHTLY WORSE SUGGESTIONS. GREAT
WHY. WHO WANTS THIS. RUN TEN BILLION COMPUTERS WITH THE POWER TO PROVIDE ENERGY TO MILLIONS SO YOU CAN GET SLIGHTLY WORSE SUGGESTIONS. GREAT
I didn't ask for this
October 4, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I didn't ask for this
Every demonstration of Ay Eye is always "Oh so you think this is garbage? Well look at this absolute garbage!"
June 25, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Every demonstration of Ay Eye is always "Oh so you think this is garbage? Well look at this absolute garbage!"
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@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social I can't quite see something in this picture. I'll just zoom in OH NO IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO FOR NO REASON
June 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social I can't quite see something in this picture. I'll just zoom in OH NO IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO FOR NO REASON
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My orphan-crushing device is legal because the actual orphan crushing is operated by one of those little dipping birds thing rather than me pressing the orphan-crushing button
June 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
My orphan-crushing device is legal because the actual orphan crushing is operated by one of those little dipping birds thing rather than me pressing the orphan-crushing button
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What has led me to being on niche LG nerd forums reading posts from other nerds about Android version X.YZ
I just wanted to watch a disappointing game of football
I just wanted to watch a disappointing game of football
June 15, 2024 at 8:30 AM
What has led me to being on niche LG nerd forums reading posts from other nerds about Android version X.YZ
I just wanted to watch a disappointing game of football
I just wanted to watch a disappointing game of football
"Do you want to try our experimental Ay Eye assistant?"
✅ YES, DEFINITELY!
😞 not right now, maybe later! I am scum for not agreeing
✅ YES, DEFINITELY!
😞 not right now, maybe later! I am scum for not agreeing
June 16, 2024 at 7:55 AM
"Do you want to try our experimental Ay Eye assistant?"
✅ YES, DEFINITELY!
😞 not right now, maybe later! I am scum for not agreeing
✅ YES, DEFINITELY!
😞 not right now, maybe later! I am scum for not agreeing
Ahead of a U certificate film, half an hour of trailers of banging, crashing, violence, rumbling, the loudest noise on earth, jeopardy, danger and screaming
June 16, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Ahead of a U certificate film, half an hour of trailers of banging, crashing, violence, rumbling, the loudest noise on earth, jeopardy, danger and screaming
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What was wrong with good old fashioned skybox hacking. It never did us any harm, or the pubs showing Norwegian broadcasts of premier league football on a Saturday afternoon.
June 15, 2024 at 8:25 AM
What was wrong with good old fashioned skybox hacking. It never did us any harm, or the pubs showing Norwegian broadcasts of premier league football on a Saturday afternoon.
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A serious country would do something about this
June 15, 2024 at 8:10 AM
A serious country would do something about this
YES I'M POINTING AT YOU ITV X.
Wanting to stream a football match but it lagging every two seconds so the commentator sounds like Norman Collier and the players are running like the Keystone Cops
June 15, 2024 at 8:08 AM
YES I'M POINTING AT YOU ITV X.
Wanting to stream a football match but it lagging every two seconds so the commentator sounds like Norman Collier and the players are running like the Keystone Cops
June 15, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Wanting to stream a football match but it lagging every two seconds so the commentator sounds like Norman Collier and the players are running like the Keystone Cops
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on the one hand Twitter is an active cesspool whose functions are appare try deteriorating by the day but on the other hand I apparently have to go out of my way to specifically mute "zoophilia" and related words on here to maintain a semblance of sanity
June 14, 2024 at 3:59 AM
on the one hand Twitter is an active cesspool whose functions are appare try deteriorating by the day but on the other hand I apparently have to go out of my way to specifically mute "zoophilia" and related words on here to maintain a semblance of sanity
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Find a better, no bathroom sign
June 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Find a better, no bathroom sign
A message asking you to "get in touch" sent from a DONOTREPLY email address
June 13, 2024 at 8:04 AM
A message asking you to "get in touch" sent from a DONOTREPLY email address