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nmsj.bsky.social
@nmsj.bsky.social
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London Gal 🇬🇧
Born to be a creative👩🏿‍🎨
Forced to be a finance bro 👩🏿‍💻
This is sending me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sco pa tu manaa?
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Every time I feel like I’m going to sit down somewhere, someone else invites me to go somewhere. I’m surprise my social battery hasn’t depleted yet.
May 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You’ll be having a great time in missionary till you realise you can’t breathe 💀
Idk how to fuck a fat guy. Like my legs don’t go that wide..
March 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I love me a skinny nigga & I love me a thickems too 😋🙂‍↕️ #AllSizesMatter
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Whenever I post in the all agency channel
February 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My phone contract ended and now my iPhone 13 is crashing out
January 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I jumped on the Severance bandwagon late. I saw ads for Season 2 and thought “Perfect! I have 2 seasons to binge-watch!” WRONG! They release 1 episode at a time.
January 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I send you this, just know I’m putting me first!
January 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Lol someone call Don Cheadle for the re-reboot
January 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Welcome to Atlanta 🤣😅
January 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Can’t listen to Woo by Rihanna without thinking of Jean-Victor. He must pay for what he did to that song🧍🏿‍♀️
January 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fell asleep on FaceTime with this man and started talking in my sleep 💔
December 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I guess it’s spin the block season?! 👎🏿
December 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Wtf do caramelised onions have to do with Jesus’ birthday?!!! The season comes around and I can’t take a bite of anything without tasting that shit!
December 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Someone bought my Teddy coat on Vinted. Where tf am I supposed to find packaging for that? 🙂
December 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
They need to start making Christmas in London a ticketed event for tourists because it’s too much! #blackskyuk
December 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Where are the girls with skeleton fingers buying their rings? Asking for ME
December 13, 2024 at 11:08 AM
When I get likes from fine shyt on Hinge but my frontal cortex is fully developed and I know we wouldn’t be compatible
a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his fist .
ALT: a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his fist .
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December 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
A full 8 hours of sleep and I look like I’ve had filler in my face. It makes such a difference!
December 8, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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the weather this morning be like:
#blackskyuk
a man in a blue jacket is standing in front of a car in a foggy street .
Alt: a man in a blue jacket in front of a car in a stormy windy street
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December 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
My problem is, at the smallest inconvenience I’m like WHY ME?!!??
a man in a thrasher shirt is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a thrasher shirt is standing in a room
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December 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
That Smurf running around causing havoc on TikTok will get me every TIME
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
If the feelings aren’t reciprocated, should we? If it’s just a crush, that’s a lot to put on someone you’re not even dating?
Woman with crushes will be COMPLETELY infatuated with you, planning a whole life together in they head, but say absolutely NOTHING until the shit fades 🤦🏽‍♂️ like what is wrong wit yall 😂😂
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a stage .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a stage .
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November 28, 2024 at 12:31 PM
EVERYTHING about that yt man trying to get the most successful streamer in the world who also happens to be BLACK banned rubs me the wrong way
November 27, 2024 at 8:00 PM