𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔞 𝔉𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔢
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She/Her/Gemini
I'm into vulture culture, mushrooms, gardening, & collecting witchy crow gifts. I talk to my cat(s), and I have a tiny roommate who calls me Mama Tasha.
She/Her/Gemini
I'm into vulture culture, mushrooms, gardening, & collecting witchy crow gifts. I talk to my cat(s), and I have a tiny roommate who calls me Mama Tasha.
Hekate spends 30% of her time sleeping on me and the other 70% of her time following me around the house waiting for me to sit down somewhere so she can sleep on me.
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hekate spends 30% of her time sleeping on me and the other 70% of her time following me around the house waiting for me to sit down somewhere so she can sleep on me.
Counting the days I have until my child is in preschool. I'm fucking tired, and I think my 3 year old is possessed. Send help. Preferably an old priest and a young priest.
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Counting the days I have until my child is in preschool. I'm fucking tired, and I think my 3 year old is possessed. Send help. Preferably an old priest and a young priest.
Every time I watch an Everyday Carry video and someone points out what pocket constitution they carry, I have to laugh out loud. What do people think those little pieces of paper are going to protect them from?
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Every time I watch an Everyday Carry video and someone points out what pocket constitution they carry, I have to laugh out loud. What do people think those little pieces of paper are going to protect them from?
"Shhhh, sweet children, it's not your time to ascend yet." - me to the giant donation pile in my trunk
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Shhhh, sweet children, it's not your time to ascend yet." - me to the giant donation pile in my trunk
*something something* serious about digital privacy *something something* Let me go ahead and post every thought I've ever had to Bluesky.
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*something something* serious about digital privacy *something something* Let me go ahead and post every thought I've ever had to Bluesky.
My sweet baby Hekate just had an emergency spay for an infected uterus. I'm mostly cuddling with her, but the second I get up to do something, all I can hear the sound of her tiny little cone wobbling and hitting every door frame and piece of furniture on her way to follow me.
September 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My sweet baby Hekate just had an emergency spay for an infected uterus. I'm mostly cuddling with her, but the second I get up to do something, all I can hear the sound of her tiny little cone wobbling and hitting every door frame and piece of furniture on her way to follow me.
Sometimes, I walk home carrying giant bags of groceries on each arm and a 40 lb toddler on my shoulders, all while I'm gushing blood from my uterus and nearly passing out from an iron deficiency. I'd like to bring back hiding in a tent for a week and bleeding in peace. I'm so tired.
September 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sometimes, I walk home carrying giant bags of groceries on each arm and a 40 lb toddler on my shoulders, all while I'm gushing blood from my uterus and nearly passing out from an iron deficiency. I'd like to bring back hiding in a tent for a week and bleeding in peace. I'm so tired.
Me trying to convince all my friends to try out another end-to-end encryption messaging app. I'M JUST REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT MY DIGITAL PRIVACY.
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Me trying to convince all my friends to try out another end-to-end encryption messaging app. I'M JUST REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT MY DIGITAL PRIVACY.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
I'm back! Did I miss anything good?
September 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm back! Did I miss anything good?
I'm obsessed with the idea of getting a community garden put in my complex, and they are obsessed with the idea of not letting me put a community garden in our complex. I'm considering just planting fruits and vegetables anyway. What are they going to do? Fire me? I don't work here.
April 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm obsessed with the idea of getting a community garden put in my complex, and they are obsessed with the idea of not letting me put a community garden in our complex. I'm considering just planting fruits and vegetables anyway. What are they going to do? Fire me? I don't work here.
I'm writing a new recipe book titled, "We Have $-250 in our Bank Account Until Further Notice, and we Don't Have Groceries." It's going really well so far!
April 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm writing a new recipe book titled, "We Have $-250 in our Bank Account Until Further Notice, and we Don't Have Groceries." It's going really well so far!
My daily mirror affirmations ever since I graduated therapy....
March 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My daily mirror affirmations ever since I graduated therapy....
Whenever I tell my daughter I have to go to the bathroom...
a man with red hair is standing next to a rock and says `` and i 'm coming with you '' .
ALT: a man with red hair is standing next to a rock and says `` and i 'm coming with you '' .
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Whenever I tell my daughter I have to go to the bathroom...
As my parents age, I'm noticing more and more that they're telling the same 5 stories pretty frequently. It makes me wonder what my same 5 stories would be as I get older?
February 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
As my parents age, I'm noticing more and more that they're telling the same 5 stories pretty frequently. It makes me wonder what my same 5 stories would be as I get older?
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I'm finally as stressed out as my houseplants when it comes to relying on outside assistance to survive.
February 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I'm finally as stressed out as my houseplants when it comes to relying on outside assistance to survive.
I keep trying to turn my rage into organizing and mutual aid. Holy shit, though, every time I read the news, I want to curl up into a little ball and scream.
January 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I keep trying to turn my rage into organizing and mutual aid. Holy shit, though, every time I read the news, I want to curl up into a little ball and scream.
I had a hard time deleting tik tok because of creators I loved (like foureyedyeti), but this is just one more reason I don't fuck with TikTok or Meta anymore. So fucking creepy.
January 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I had a hard time deleting tik tok because of creators I loved (like foureyedyeti), but this is just one more reason I don't fuck with TikTok or Meta anymore. So fucking creepy.
There are so many things about being Ophelia's mom that I love, but nothing could have prepared me for how much joy I would feel dancing around to IDLES with her before bed. She fucking loves IDLES. ❤️
January 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There are so many things about being Ophelia's mom that I love, but nothing could have prepared me for how much joy I would feel dancing around to IDLES with her before bed. She fucking loves IDLES. ❤️
My wife: Someone wrote a hyper pop song about you!
*sends me Beautiful Princess Disorder by milkypossum*
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*sends me Beautiful Princess Disorder by milkypossum*
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January 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My wife: Someone wrote a hyper pop song about you!
*sends me Beautiful Princess Disorder by milkypossum*
😒
*sends me Beautiful Princess Disorder by milkypossum*
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I wonder if we're not all specimen in god's vivarium for his AntsCanada YouTube channel.
January 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I wonder if we're not all specimen in god's vivarium for his AntsCanada YouTube channel.
My Google search history is really making me reconsider if I should be on medication for my anxiety. - hot air balloon deaths, deaths on disneyland rides, how many people died at Six Flags in the past 10 yrs, should I be washing my shoes before I come inside to prevent bird flu, cats dying bird flu?
January 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My Google search history is really making me reconsider if I should be on medication for my anxiety. - hot air balloon deaths, deaths on disneyland rides, how many people died at Six Flags in the past 10 yrs, should I be washing my shoes before I come inside to prevent bird flu, cats dying bird flu?
Something I didn't consider when becoming a SAHM - I have been out of work for so many years that I am almost unhirable at this point. JUST LET ME HAVE AN INTERVIEW. I AM SO CHARMING I PROMISE!
January 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Something I didn't consider when becoming a SAHM - I have been out of work for so many years that I am almost unhirable at this point. JUST LET ME HAVE AN INTERVIEW. I AM SO CHARMING I PROMISE!