I am happy my peers posted this.
I am happy my peers posted this.
"Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
"Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
“No. You’re a very beautiful woman, but it’s against my code of ethics,” replies her doctor.
“Please, just one kiss,” she pleads.
“Sorry,” says the doctor. “It’s totally out of the question. I shouldn’t even be fucking you.”
“No. You’re a very beautiful woman, but it’s against my code of ethics,” replies her doctor.
“Please, just one kiss,” she pleads.
“Sorry,” says the doctor. “It’s totally out of the question. I shouldn’t even be fucking you.”
theonion.com/astrona...
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One fly farts.
The other fly looks at him and says,
"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
One fly farts.
The other fly looks at him and says,
"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
Shutting down EPA's environmental justice offices will needlessly endanger the health of our kids and communities.
All so Donald Trump and Elon Musk can make room for billionaire tax cuts.
It's a whole new level of cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/11/c...
Shutting down EPA's environmental justice offices will needlessly endanger the health of our kids and communities.
All so Donald Trump and Elon Musk can make room for billionaire tax cuts.
It's a whole new level of cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/11/c...
He got the sac!
He got the sac!
He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."