Nipples out for Jesus
@nipplynoodles.bsky.social
A good beard can hide a weak chin.
But a great beard can hide many biscuits.
But a great beard can hide many biscuits.
This kind of thing.
January 3, 2024 at 9:34 AM
This kind of thing.
Ummmm, why is nobody talking about this.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
January 3, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Ummmm, why is nobody talking about this.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
Spooky A.F
Water is jet black and deeeeeeep.
Water is jet black and deeeeeeep.
October 20, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Spooky A.F
Water is jet black and deeeeeeep.
Water is jet black and deeeeeeep.
Took a wander through the ruins of the Wilson Cement Kilns today. 170th anniversary coming up. As near to ancient history as we get in this brand new country.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
October 20, 2023 at 7:05 AM
Took a wander through the ruins of the Wilson Cement Kilns today. 170th anniversary coming up. As near to ancient history as we get in this brand new country.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
This guy, (i think his name is Gary?) came into my garage this morning for a quick Jack Nohi and has steadfastly refused all invitations to leave.
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
October 5, 2023 at 4:26 AM
This guy, (i think his name is Gary?) came into my garage this morning for a quick Jack Nohi and has steadfastly refused all invitations to leave.
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
They'll need a Space Minister.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
October 5, 2023 at 4:14 AM
They'll need a Space Minister.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
Tonight i will spend 40 minutes in front of my tv screen watching the new Wes Anderson, and for that 40 minutes i will not think of anything else.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
September 28, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Tonight i will spend 40 minutes in front of my tv screen watching the new Wes Anderson, and for that 40 minutes i will not think of anything else.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
If you have blue eyes like me, we are related, and our shared linneage can be traced back through history, to a single person, the first to ever have the genetic aberation that causes it.
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
September 24, 2023 at 6:55 AM
If you have blue eyes like me, we are related, and our shared linneage can be traced back through history, to a single person, the first to ever have the genetic aberation that causes it.
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
The difference between boys and girls is never more obvious than when im baking biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
September 23, 2023 at 7:35 AM
The difference between boys and girls is never more obvious than when im baking biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
I have not wasted my evening.
September 21, 2023 at 8:38 AM
I have not wasted my evening.
Jesus Christ Pig, right in the nuts!
September 21, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Jesus Christ Pig, right in the nuts!
Someone made me a cake, and it was chocolatey A.F
Thank you Someone. ❤️
Thank you Someone. ❤️
September 20, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Someone made me a cake, and it was chocolatey A.F
Thank you Someone. ❤️
Thank you Someone. ❤️
I was under the illusion that turtles could live for 200 years. WTF?
September 1, 2023 at 3:16 AM
I was under the illusion that turtles could live for 200 years. WTF?
Curses.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
August 30, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Curses.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.