Nipples out for Jesus
@nipplynoodles.bsky.social
A good beard can hide a weak chin.
But a great beard can hide many biscuits.
But a great beard can hide many biscuits.
Ummmm, why is nobody talking about this.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
January 3, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Ummmm, why is nobody talking about this.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
There's a portal directly to
Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
You know you're getting old
when even old people
seem young to you.
when even old people
seem young to you.
November 8, 2023 at 4:48 AM
You know you're getting old
when even old people
seem young to you.
when even old people
seem young to you.
Took a wander through the ruins of the Wilson Cement Kilns today. 170th anniversary coming up. As near to ancient history as we get in this brand new country.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
October 20, 2023 at 7:05 AM
Took a wander through the ruins of the Wilson Cement Kilns today. 170th anniversary coming up. As near to ancient history as we get in this brand new country.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins.
Nostalgic and melancholy place.
Bluesky is not a magic cure all for the toxicity over on BlackmarXthespot.
You must curate your friends carefully and use your blocking finger liberally, to the point of wearing the print off it.
Curate curate curate.
You must curate your friends carefully and use your blocking finger liberally, to the point of wearing the print off it.
Curate curate curate.
October 19, 2023 at 8:02 AM
Bluesky is not a magic cure all for the toxicity over on BlackmarXthespot.
You must curate your friends carefully and use your blocking finger liberally, to the point of wearing the print off it.
Curate curate curate.
You must curate your friends carefully and use your blocking finger liberally, to the point of wearing the print off it.
Curate curate curate.
It's really difficult
starting up a new
bluesky account
because where before
on the Twatter
i would get between
( 0 and 1) likes on a twat
on bluesky i now get between
(-1 and 0 )
Ive done the maths
It checks out.
starting up a new
bluesky account
because where before
on the Twatter
i would get between
( 0 and 1) likes on a twat
on bluesky i now get between
(-1 and 0 )
Ive done the maths
It checks out.
October 19, 2023 at 7:27 AM
It's really difficult
starting up a new
bluesky account
because where before
on the Twatter
i would get between
( 0 and 1) likes on a twat
on bluesky i now get between
(-1 and 0 )
Ive done the maths
It checks out.
starting up a new
bluesky account
because where before
on the Twatter
i would get between
( 0 and 1) likes on a twat
on bluesky i now get between
(-1 and 0 )
Ive done the maths
It checks out.
This guy, (i think his name is Gary?) came into my garage this morning for a quick Jack Nohi and has steadfastly refused all invitations to leave.
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
October 5, 2023 at 4:26 AM
This guy, (i think his name is Gary?) came into my garage this morning for a quick Jack Nohi and has steadfastly refused all invitations to leave.
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
They'll need a Space Minister.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
October 5, 2023 at 4:14 AM
They'll need a Space Minister.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
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If you live in/near Kirikiriroa you might want to know about a whole comedy show made of wimmins on Thursday 12 October.
www.eventfinda.co.nz/2023/shell-b...
www.eventfinda.co.nz/2023/shell-b...
September 28, 2023 at 11:05 PM
If you live in/near Kirikiriroa you might want to know about a whole comedy show made of wimmins on Thursday 12 October.
www.eventfinda.co.nz/2023/shell-b...
www.eventfinda.co.nz/2023/shell-b...
Tonight i will spend 40 minutes in front of my tv screen watching the new Wes Anderson, and for that 40 minutes i will not think of anything else.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
September 28, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Tonight i will spend 40 minutes in front of my tv screen watching the new Wes Anderson, and for that 40 minutes i will not think of anything else.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
His movies transport me.
No doomscrolling, no politics.
Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work.
After that, more doomscrolling.
If you have blue eyes like me, we are related, and our shared linneage can be traced back through history, to a single person, the first to ever have the genetic aberation that causes it.
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
September 24, 2023 at 6:55 AM
If you have blue eyes like me, we are related, and our shared linneage can be traced back through history, to a single person, the first to ever have the genetic aberation that causes it.
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
Senor Giuseppe Grasso
of
45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples
Ph +03 459 2231
The difference between boys and girls is never more obvious than when im baking biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
September 23, 2023 at 7:35 AM
The difference between boys and girls is never more obvious than when im baking biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons.
The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
When you post a picture on BlueSky there is a function that will describe the picture to your followers who have poor eyesight.
Awesome.
And challenge accepted. 🙂
Awesome.
And challenge accepted. 🙂
September 21, 2023 at 8:42 AM
When you post a picture on BlueSky there is a function that will describe the picture to your followers who have poor eyesight.
Awesome.
And challenge accepted. 🙂
Awesome.
And challenge accepted. 🙂
I have not wasted my evening.
September 21, 2023 at 8:38 AM
I have not wasted my evening.
Jesus Christ Pig, right in the nuts!
September 21, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Jesus Christ Pig, right in the nuts!
Can anyone recommend a really good exfoliating soap.
I was given one as a present and now its gone i cant find anything similar.
Tried several and they were rubbish.
Piss off with your oats and pea husks.
Im thinking sand, gravel, possibly broken glass.
Any suggestions welcome.
I was given one as a present and now its gone i cant find anything similar.
Tried several and they were rubbish.
Piss off with your oats and pea husks.
Im thinking sand, gravel, possibly broken glass.
Any suggestions welcome.
September 20, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Can anyone recommend a really good exfoliating soap.
I was given one as a present and now its gone i cant find anything similar.
Tried several and they were rubbish.
Piss off with your oats and pea husks.
Im thinking sand, gravel, possibly broken glass.
Any suggestions welcome.
I was given one as a present and now its gone i cant find anything similar.
Tried several and they were rubbish.
Piss off with your oats and pea husks.
Im thinking sand, gravel, possibly broken glass.
Any suggestions welcome.
Someone made me a cake, and it was chocolatey A.F
Thank you Someone. ❤️
Thank you Someone. ❤️
September 20, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Someone made me a cake, and it was chocolatey A.F
Thank you Someone. ❤️
Thank you Someone. ❤️
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I was under the illusion that turtles could live for 200 years. WTF?
September 1, 2023 at 3:16 AM
I was under the illusion that turtles could live for 200 years. WTF?
Curses.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
August 30, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Curses.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
Just dropped my bumble bee egg.
13 years of bad luck.
Do you like horses?
•Yeigh
or
•Neigh
•Yeigh
or
•Neigh
August 30, 2023 at 8:44 AM
Do you like horses?
•Yeigh
or
•Neigh
•Yeigh
or
•Neigh
My wife refers to me as her
"Partner in Crime", . . but i'd like it widely known that we almost never commit crimes together.
I prefer to work alone.
Loose lips sink ships etc.
"Partner in Crime", . . but i'd like it widely known that we almost never commit crimes together.
I prefer to work alone.
Loose lips sink ships etc.
August 30, 2023 at 8:39 AM
My wife refers to me as her
"Partner in Crime", . . but i'd like it widely known that we almost never commit crimes together.
I prefer to work alone.
Loose lips sink ships etc.
"Partner in Crime", . . but i'd like it widely known that we almost never commit crimes together.
I prefer to work alone.
Loose lips sink ships etc.
August 30, 2023 at 7:24 AM