I forgot I was here. hello!

seen on instagram: “you can’t spell hatred without red hat.” 🤯

I realized I was ODing on terrible news so instead I left the house and the universe promptly rewarded me with a CHONKYYY sugarface golden retriever walking by.

this is probably good news for klonopin and xanax stock.

rest in power far away from this nonsense, Cecile Richards. yet another brilliant light gone, on a dark day. 💔 #fuckcancer

“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

Ok Twitter can shut down, we officially don’t need it anymore

that said, I’ve seen a lot of posts recently from ppl lamenting their lost faith in humanity and how shaken to the core they are. like. dudes. where have you been? and have you ever seen a comment section?

in the past month I’ve lost my cat, my dear friend, and my country. I have no punchline for this post.

oooh I got a thing. ✨

*stands in the corner checking my phone because I don’t know anyone* 👀