Patiently waiting for Xenoblade’s turn.
Ahoy, islanders! #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons – #NintendoSwitch2 Edition and a free content update for all players both sail ashore Jan. 15, 2026.
Watch the trailer for all the details: ninten.do/6015tDXI5
Watch the trailer for all the details: ninten.do/6015tDXI5
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Patiently waiting for Xenoblade’s turn.
Finally got 10-stars on both Flingza Rollers in #Splatoon3 for the #NintendoSwitch
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Finally got 10-stars on both Flingza Rollers in #Splatoon3 for the #NintendoSwitch
a world where your remaining lifespan is inversely related to the number of words you speak.
telling a lie depletes your lifespan at a rate of 5x.
want to live a long and happy life? simply stfu
telling a lie depletes your lifespan at a rate of 5x.
want to live a long and happy life? simply stfu
March 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
a world where your remaining lifespan is inversely related to the number of words you speak.
telling a lie depletes your lifespan at a rate of 5x.
want to live a long and happy life? simply stfu
telling a lie depletes your lifespan at a rate of 5x.
want to live a long and happy life? simply stfu
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when people ask me what i've been up to lately
March 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when people ask me what i've been up to lately
tiktok algo can be pretty fucked up sometimes. just saw a video of a guy transforming himself into Omni-man, followed by a video of a shooting happening at the Omni hotel in Dallas.
March 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
tiktok algo can be pretty fucked up sometimes. just saw a video of a guy transforming himself into Omni-man, followed by a video of a shooting happening at the Omni hotel in Dallas.
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if i send you this idgaf what you have to say
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
if i send you this idgaf what you have to say
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Mitch McConnell voting no on terrible cabinet picks because he doesn’t have to run for reelection is all the proof you need that we must have term limits. You shouldn’t only have a spine because you don’t have to run again. We are breeding chicken shit power hungry electeds.
February 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mitch McConnell voting no on terrible cabinet picks because he doesn’t have to run for reelection is all the proof you need that we must have term limits. You shouldn’t only have a spine because you don’t have to run again. We are breeding chicken shit power hungry electeds.
Reminder:
White people do not have culture. The closest thing we have is Gaga, Swift, and pumpkin spice.
White people do not have culture. The closest thing we have is Gaga, Swift, and pumpkin spice.
February 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reminder:
White people do not have culture. The closest thing we have is Gaga, Swift, and pumpkin spice.
White people do not have culture. The closest thing we have is Gaga, Swift, and pumpkin spice.
Dear Bluesky,
Why is the “Discovery” feed so… anti-discovery?
You tell me I should follow more accounts to see more content, but that is literally what the “Following” feed is for. And how am I supposed to find more accounts I like if you don’t put them on the discovery feed to begin with?
Thanks
Why is the “Discovery” feed so… anti-discovery?
You tell me I should follow more accounts to see more content, but that is literally what the “Following” feed is for. And how am I supposed to find more accounts I like if you don’t put them on the discovery feed to begin with?
Thanks
February 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dear Bluesky,
Why is the “Discovery” feed so… anti-discovery?
You tell me I should follow more accounts to see more content, but that is literally what the “Following” feed is for. And how am I supposed to find more accounts I like if you don’t put them on the discovery feed to begin with?
Thanks
Why is the “Discovery” feed so… anti-discovery?
You tell me I should follow more accounts to see more content, but that is literally what the “Following” feed is for. And how am I supposed to find more accounts I like if you don’t put them on the discovery feed to begin with?
Thanks
Tiktok will be banned again. Stop saying Bytedance is “dragging their feet,” and stop discussing which American billionaire could purchase Tiktok. It doesn’t matter if the owners are unwilling to sell. The only way to save Tiktok is for Congress to repeal the law, (which is also not happening).
February 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tiktok will be banned again. Stop saying Bytedance is “dragging their feet,” and stop discussing which American billionaire could purchase Tiktok. It doesn’t matter if the owners are unwilling to sell. The only way to save Tiktok is for Congress to repeal the law, (which is also not happening).
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it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite
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I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
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Today's the day for you to get any last-minute democracy in.
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Today's the day for you to get any last-minute democracy in.
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This isn’t hard to understand Ron, whose signature was on the bill ratifying it into law? The Democrats got played like the stupid idiots they are and now y’all are pretending and acting like we’re the assholes for noting that the democrats passed the Republican TikTok ban.
You suck at politics.
You suck at politics.
I completely understand TikTok creators being upset that they are losing income. I don’t understand being upset at Dems when Trump & Rs are the ones who started this. Now they suddenly reverse their position to enrich themselves. Wake up, open your eyes, you’re being conned.
January 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This isn’t hard to understand Ron, whose signature was on the bill ratifying it into law? The Democrats got played like the stupid idiots they are and now y’all are pretending and acting like we’re the assholes for noting that the democrats passed the Republican TikTok ban.
You suck at politics.
You suck at politics.
Without Tiktok, where else am I supposed to endlessly scroll instead of going to bed?
Im relying on yall to let me know if Tiktok is ever turned back on. thanks
Im relying on yall to let me know if Tiktok is ever turned back on. thanks
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Without Tiktok, where else am I supposed to endlessly scroll instead of going to bed?
Im relying on yall to let me know if Tiktok is ever turned back on. thanks
Im relying on yall to let me know if Tiktok is ever turned back on. thanks
Dark Brandon, you have 60 hours to show up. You have presidential immunity. The bat signal is in the sky; the phone is ringing; don’t disappoint us.
January 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Dark Brandon, you have 60 hours to show up. You have presidential immunity. The bat signal is in the sky; the phone is ringing; don’t disappoint us.
I just saw a comment on a Tiktok video [about the current state of America] that says,
“I didn’t FA, so why do I have to FO?”
… I don’t think anyone could explain more accurately how it feels to live in the U.S. in 2025.
#GetMeOffThisRide
“I didn’t FA, so why do I have to FO?”
… I don’t think anyone could explain more accurately how it feels to live in the U.S. in 2025.
#GetMeOffThisRide
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I just saw a comment on a Tiktok video [about the current state of America] that says,
“I didn’t FA, so why do I have to FO?”
… I don’t think anyone could explain more accurately how it feels to live in the U.S. in 2025.
#GetMeOffThisRide
“I didn’t FA, so why do I have to FO?”
… I don’t think anyone could explain more accurately how it feels to live in the U.S. in 2025.
#GetMeOffThisRide
Potential new features I do / do not want on Bluesky:
✅ Community Notes - helps prevent the spread of misinformation.
❌ Stories - please, just… don’t.
✅ Community Notes - helps prevent the spread of misinformation.
❌ Stories - please, just… don’t.
January 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Potential new features I do / do not want on Bluesky:
✅ Community Notes - helps prevent the spread of misinformation.
❌ Stories - please, just… don’t.
✅ Community Notes - helps prevent the spread of misinformation.
❌ Stories - please, just… don’t.
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Biblically Accurate Post Spear of Longinus Pre Third Impact N64 Controller™®©
January 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Biblically Accurate Post Spear of Longinus Pre Third Impact N64 Controller™®©
Thoughts and prayers to every retail worker out there who will have to explain __ times a day this is not legal tender. Rest In Peace all bank tellers who have to deal with this sh*t too.
December 31, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Thoughts and prayers to every retail worker out there who will have to explain __ times a day this is not legal tender. Rest In Peace all bank tellers who have to deal with this sh*t too.
getting a hit of dopamine from reorganizing my sock drawer. hbu?
December 30, 2024 at 4:07 AM
getting a hit of dopamine from reorganizing my sock drawer. hbu?
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how is mario's ass so powerful?
December 29, 2024 at 12:27 AM
how is mario's ass so powerful?