Andrew Hanson
@ninemiledetour.bsky.social
Self-medicating through writing
What are the odds that he thought Mamdani was just Mohammed bin Salman in a change of clothes?
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What are the odds that he thought Mamdani was just Mohammed bin Salman in a change of clothes?
Ever do something so cringe that you can’t stop replaying it in your mind. Is there a way to stop it? Like a cure for hiccups? Can I just hold my breath and hop on one foot?
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ever do something so cringe that you can’t stop replaying it in your mind. Is there a way to stop it? Like a cure for hiccups? Can I just hold my breath and hop on one foot?
Since returning from Japan, every time I see a 7-11 is a betrayal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Since returning from Japan, every time I see a 7-11 is a betrayal.
I have a folded flag on my bookshelf. It’s for my grandfather, a man who I never met and only heard negative stories about, but the one thing my father respected was his father’s service, so I keep the flag to honor my father and his service. Veterans, like all of us, are complicated people.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have a folded flag on my bookshelf. It’s for my grandfather, a man who I never met and only heard negative stories about, but the one thing my father respected was his father’s service, so I keep the flag to honor my father and his service. Veterans, like all of us, are complicated people.
I’m guessing most of these women have six fingers.
Trump: "You have people in Chicago, beautiful Black women wearing a MAGA hat, red MAGA hat -- 'please come Mr Trump, president' -- they call me president, they call me mister, they can call me whatever they want. 'Please come President Trump, please come.' They're begging us to come."
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m guessing most of these women have six fingers.
On one hand, I understand the cave, but on the other, I don’t what to stifle and desire for primarying.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
On one hand, I understand the cave, but on the other, I don’t what to stifle and desire for primarying.
More campaigns should adopt video game concepts when campaigning. What Quality of Life improvements are you planning? What’s your Road Map for features? What can you earn on a Battle Pass of reoccurring donations?
Democrats: Zohran cracked the code. Chiefly, one phrase dominated his message.
QUALITY OF LIFE
That's it. That's the phrase. That's the promise. Every generation plays video games now. Everyone knows what a QOL improvement FEELS like. That's the promise of '26.
Improve everyone's Quality of Life.
QUALITY OF LIFE
That's it. That's the phrase. That's the promise. Every generation plays video games now. Everyone knows what a QOL improvement FEELS like. That's the promise of '26.
Improve everyone's Quality of Life.
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
More campaigns should adopt video game concepts when campaigning. What Quality of Life improvements are you planning? What’s your Road Map for features? What can you earn on a Battle Pass of reoccurring donations?
In Japan, you can download an app that lets you ride on the train and buy egg sandwiches at 7-11. It really is a wonderful country.
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
In Japan, you can download an app that lets you ride on the train and buy egg sandwiches at 7-11. It really is a wonderful country.
Staring at Bluesky instead of looking out the windows of this ferris wheel that is way higher than I thought.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Staring at Bluesky instead of looking out the windows of this ferris wheel that is way higher than I thought.
If you don’t see women in sci-fi fandom, it’s because they’re avoiding you.
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
If you don’t see women in sci-fi fandom, it’s because they’re avoiding you.
Made a new friend in Japan.
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Made a new friend in Japan.
I love Japan. My girlfriend left her phone on the train, and we got it back within 30 minutes.
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I love Japan. My girlfriend left her phone on the train, and we got it back within 30 minutes.
Integrating with Japanese locals.
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Integrating with Japanese locals.
Even in Japan, I look like someone you can ask for directions.
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Even in Japan, I look like someone you can ask for directions.
Checked into our first hotel in Japan. The bathroom can barely contain me.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Checked into our first hotel in Japan. The bathroom can barely contain me.
Just arrived in Japan. Had the same experience in customs as in India where they waved me through while the people travel with me got held up. Guess I’m just super trustworthy.
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Just arrived in Japan. Had the same experience in customs as in India where they waved me through while the people travel with me got held up. Guess I’m just super trustworthy.
Dropped off the dog to be boarded while we’re in Japan. I’m going through the stages of grief while he’s thinking “cool, new stuff to pee on!”
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dropped off the dog to be boarded while we’re in Japan. I’m going through the stages of grief while he’s thinking “cool, new stuff to pee on!”
I was a frog escort in Pasadena.
October 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I was a frog escort in Pasadena.
Progressive terminology is too clever for its own good. Civil Rights, Affirmative Action, Political Correctness, DEI, Woke. They all really mean the same thing. Anti-Racism/Sexism. That’s the only description we should use. Make the opposition say what they really mean. They are Pro-Racism/Sexism.
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Progressive terminology is too clever for its own good. Civil Rights, Affirmative Action, Political Correctness, DEI, Woke. They all really mean the same thing. Anti-Racism/Sexism. That’s the only description we should use. Make the opposition say what they really mean. They are Pro-Racism/Sexism.
I’ll admit it. I enjoyed Tron: Ares. I’ve only ever been interested in the franchise for the visuals and music, and that’s what they leaned into. If the characters spoke Japanese and were subtitled, it would have been live action Anime.
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ll admit it. I enjoyed Tron: Ares. I’ve only ever been interested in the franchise for the visuals and music, and that’s what they leaned into. If the characters spoke Japanese and were subtitled, it would have been live action Anime.
Dude is a grandfather who still goes by Kid Rock. Leave those goth/punk college girls alone.
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Dude is a grandfather who still goes by Kid Rock. Leave those goth/punk college girls alone.
Reposted by Andrew Hanson
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
I should start a program that gives journals to Latina girls because one of them is going to write a banger of a diary dealing with the world today that will definitely be banned in Florida.
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I should start a program that gives journals to Latina girls because one of them is going to write a banger of a diary dealing with the world today that will definitely be banned in Florida.
If RFK Jr is just a big prank, you got me, everyone. Nice work. But you’re taking it a little far.
October 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If RFK Jr is just a big prank, you got me, everyone. Nice work. But you’re taking it a little far.
When I was younger, my friends and I used the term Tron to describe something that should be cool but is actually sorta lame. As in “Most McFarlane toys are kinda Tron.”
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When I was younger, my friends and I used the term Tron to describe something that should be cool but is actually sorta lame. As in “Most McFarlane toys are kinda Tron.”