Andrew Hanson
@ninemiledetour.bsky.social
Self-medicating through writing
Made a new friend in Japan.
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Made a new friend in Japan.
Integrating with Japanese locals.
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Integrating with Japanese locals.
I was a frog escort in Pasadena.
October 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I was a frog escort in Pasadena.
Remember watching the Leftovers on Sunday nights and going to sleep with that existential dread before starting a new work week?
September 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Remember watching the Leftovers on Sunday nights and going to sleep with that existential dread before starting a new work week?
When will Tom Holland fight this guy?
June 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When will Tom Holland fight this guy?
All caught up on the news!
June 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
All caught up on the news!
Stay safe today.
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Stay safe today.
If there was a Cybertruck Transformer, it would accuse Jazz of being a DEI hire.
January 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If there was a Cybertruck Transformer, it would accuse Jazz of being a DEI hire.
Put in 95% of the floor to my shed office and deleted Instagram today, so the picture goes here.
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Put in 95% of the floor to my shed office and deleted Instagram today, so the picture goes here.
That’s crazy. 376,764 is my lucky number.
September 18, 2024 at 12:41 AM
That’s crazy. 376,764 is my lucky number.
The sidewalk outside my office is also extra seating for an upscale restaurant. I’m about to walk out with this big boy.
September 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The sidewalk outside my office is also extra seating for an upscale restaurant. I’m about to walk out with this big boy.
In the past two weeks, I’ve gotten six vaccination shots.
September 7, 2024 at 10:21 PM
In the past two weeks, I’ve gotten six vaccination shots.
My buddy mentioned that it’s the birthday of the multiverse.
June 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
My buddy mentioned that it’s the birthday of the multiverse.
I really wanted that toy.
May 2, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I really wanted that toy.
Today was the finale of Silent Hill: Ascension, which I wrote on for over a year, but when I try to think back, there’s nothing but fog.
April 25, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Today was the finale of Silent Hill: Ascension, which I wrote on for over a year, but when I try to think back, there’s nothing but fog.
“And who does a girl vote for in the Republican Nevada Primary?”
February 8, 2024 at 7:03 AM
“And who does a girl vote for in the Republican Nevada Primary?”
Sipping on a classic brew.
February 4, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Sipping on a classic brew.
You gotta get in on that action.
December 5, 2023 at 10:30 PM
You gotta get in on that action.
“Your skin makes me cry…”
November 19, 2023 at 3:10 AM
“Your skin makes me cry…”
Bob Barker ascending into heaven.
August 26, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Bob Barker ascending into heaven.
We enjoy your nutrient-dense granola cylinder.
August 1, 2023 at 12:04 AM
We enjoy your nutrient-dense granola cylinder.