My kids: Why aren't you coming?
Me: I'm not invited.
My ex-husband's family: Stop saying bad things to the kids about us.
🤷🏽♀️
My kids: Why aren't you coming?
Me: I'm not invited.
My ex-husband's family: Stop saying bad things to the kids about us.
🤷🏽♀️
#BlackSkyOver40
#BlackSkyOver50
#BlackSky
IPhone users also be like: Why can't you just have blue speech bubbles?! Green is so annoying.
This cult mentality for an inferior phone really needs to be studied. 🤪
IPhone users also be like: Why can't you just have blue speech bubbles?! Green is so annoying.
This cult mentality for an inferior phone really needs to be studied. 🤪
And for my birthday I want your Korean skin care recommendations, or quick kid-friendly weeknight dinner recipes, or your favorite Mariah deep cut, or you can just like this skeet and keep it moving. 🙃
And for my birthday I want your Korean skin care recommendations, or quick kid-friendly weeknight dinner recipes, or your favorite Mariah deep cut, or you can just like this skeet and keep it moving. 🙃
And for my birthday I want your Korean skin care recommendations, or quick kid-friendly weeknight dinner recipes, or your favorite Mariah deep cut, or you can just like this skeet and keep it moving. 🙃
And for my birthday I want your Korean skin care recommendations, or quick kid-friendly weeknight dinner recipes, or your favorite Mariah deep cut, or you can just like this skeet and keep it moving. 🙃
I support Indian Casinos, but I feel some type a way that this land is not being controlled by the indigenous tribes of Vallejo.
I support Indian Casinos, but I feel some type a way that this land is not being controlled by the indigenous tribes of Vallejo.
-movies with great RnB soundtracks
-movies with music that aren't musicals (sister act ii, what's love got to do with it)
-movies with Black educators
-movies with Black people doing hella Black shit
-movies set in the Bay Area
-two evil women being evil, get revenge and make out about it
-mindfucks that keep you guessing
-smart criminals stealing from pretentious assholes
-anything by black directors, generally
-superhero movies that aren't shit and make meaningful statements
-lets steal something!
-everything just got really weird really quickly
-black and white films about unnecessarily expansive metaphors
-two women decide to make out about it
-sure, there's puppets in the cast, but we're all treating them as people
-movies with great RnB soundtracks
-movies with music that aren't musicals (sister act ii, what's love got to do with it)
-movies with Black educators
-movies with Black people doing hella Black shit
-movies set in the Bay Area
Me: Like a penny with a hole in it.
Her: That's really hopeless. Pennies aren't being made anymore, so even the normal ones are hopeless at this point.
Me: Like a penny with a hole in it.
Her: That's really hopeless. Pennies aren't being made anymore, so even the normal ones are hopeless at this point.
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
And now I'm pretty sure the friend is cleaning my son's room and I feel like I should intervene... but maybe I'll just say something after it's done 😬
Am I wrong?
And now I'm pretty sure the friend is cleaning my son's room and I feel like I should intervene... but maybe I'll just say something after it's done 😬
Am I wrong?
youtu.be/hx-qKVVxGLw
"Schools should teach kids how to...
do taxes
sew clothes
change a tire
balance a checkbook (lol)
swim
invest in stocks
understand their credit score
cook..."
And I get it, but
"Schools should teach kids how to...
do taxes
sew clothes
change a tire
balance a checkbook (lol)
swim
invest in stocks
understand their credit score
cook..."
And I get it, but