Nimjeh Moe
nimjehmoe.bsky.social
Nimjeh Moe
@nimjehmoe.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and goldfish crackers. Chilling in the pillow fort. Steven the unicorm says hi. All my friends are dead or nimjehs, sometimes both.
That’s the thing, I think that some of these demented brainwashed cultists might be at the point they would have zero qualms at being so heartless.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
…Lil’ nimjeh will be gone for a week while Brother Nimjeh at my place. If the airplanes are running for me.
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m supposed to have Fanksgiving wid Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh. But, hoping the fucking hoomanz get their shit together to pay the air traffic contrwollers and TSA agents so lil’ nimjeh can go.
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
*cuts a slice of quiche with sword* Here Sister Nimjjeh.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
…Found my pumpkin.
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
*coughs into tineh hand* truck nuts.
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m a nimjeh. Sewage systems with routine maintenance are smexy. I don’t want to be Oregon Trailed by dysentery.
October 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Stealing food is not stealing it’s surviving. And I saw nofing.
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hopefully the medicinal shampoo stops Pupper Nimjeh from itching ‘n nibbling her belly, legs and pits. First bath. Bath every week.
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He makes Nosferatu look like Mr. Congeniality.
September 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Cereal why dat stupid punctuation? *autocorrect chews a rag drooling while Moe dusts*
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
…putting sheets over all my furniture for when teh boys pee. They is Yorkies, Joe ‘n Lil’ Mac.
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Fanks. Been chugging tea like a tineh madman ‘cause gots the aunties coming for an overnight stay then vaccine day happening after.
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM