Nimjeh Moe
@nimjehmoe.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and goldfish crackers. Chilling in the pillow fort. Steven the unicorm says hi. All my friends are dead or nimjehs, sometimes both.
Mummy Nimjeh wanted to know what Onlyfanz was. I just told her don’t look for it. It’s not for you. She’s so innocent. She’s bright though. Taught her well that teh internet is forever and she’s properly paranoid about giving out info.
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mummy Nimjeh wanted to know what Onlyfanz was. I just told her don’t look for it. It’s not for you. She’s so innocent. She’s bright though. Taught her well that teh internet is forever and she’s properly paranoid about giving out info.
I is shorn. Auntie Nimjeh attacked me wid a flowbee ‘n a rwazor. Dumped a full toupee in teh trash, lil’ nimjeh’s hairz got way too long.
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I is shorn. Auntie Nimjeh attacked me wid a flowbee ‘n a rwazor. Dumped a full toupee in teh trash, lil’ nimjeh’s hairz got way too long.
Prwetty day. Hasn’t gone into full leaf sludge season yet.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Prwetty day. Hasn’t gone into full leaf sludge season yet.
*dumps chocolate into tineh suitcase* Gots a ton of Cadbury in case I stuck in airport. Brother Nimjeh coming over to my place for gawd knows how long. If the airplanes still running or a typhoon doesn’t fark fings up…
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*dumps chocolate into tineh suitcase* Gots a ton of Cadbury in case I stuck in airport. Brother Nimjeh coming over to my place for gawd knows how long. If the airplanes still running or a typhoon doesn’t fark fings up…
Acted as the emotional support nimjeh of Auntie Nimjeh while she got her eyes checked. She had put it off for years and now she’s getting new glasses. Took her to my optometwrist. A bunch of sweet knowledgeable ladies. She’s getting her eyes dilated at different time ‘cause today was too much.
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Acted as the emotional support nimjeh of Auntie Nimjeh while she got her eyes checked. She had put it off for years and now she’s getting new glasses. Took her to my optometwrist. A bunch of sweet knowledgeable ladies. She’s getting her eyes dilated at different time ‘cause today was too much.
Since lil’ nimjeh gots deers meat, can make real mincemeat pie for Uncle Nimjeh to bake off for Thanksgiving.
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Since lil’ nimjeh gots deers meat, can make real mincemeat pie for Uncle Nimjeh to bake off for Thanksgiving.
Gots deers meat! Cleaning Nimjeh cleaning out her freezer. Her husband hunts deer ‘n elk. She bringing more meat on our cleaning day. Hoping for elk. One of lil’ nimjeh’s favorite meats.
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Gots deers meat! Cleaning Nimjeh cleaning out her freezer. Her husband hunts deer ‘n elk. She bringing more meat on our cleaning day. Hoping for elk. One of lil’ nimjeh’s favorite meats.
Soups on! *shakes tineh sword* Cheesy brwoccoli soup!
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Soups on! *shakes tineh sword* Cheesy brwoccoli soup!
Went wid Auntie Nimjeh to multpile nurseries to find pretty plants.Was pouring rwain...
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Went wid Auntie Nimjeh to multpile nurseries to find pretty plants.Was pouring rwain...
Held Pupper Nimjeh in air jail for 10 minutes to keep her from licking the shampoo off her legs and belly while Auntie Nimjeh lathered ‘n rinsed. Had to use tineh pitcher. Sprayer freaked her out. She hates being wet as much as she hates the hair dryer. Tuckered out after medicinal sink baf.
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Held Pupper Nimjeh in air jail for 10 minutes to keep her from licking the shampoo off her legs and belly while Auntie Nimjeh lathered ‘n rinsed. Had to use tineh pitcher. Sprayer freaked her out. She hates being wet as much as she hates the hair dryer. Tuckered out after medicinal sink baf.
Today lil’ nimjeh deep cleans. Yesterday Cleaning Nimjeh was ill, her gigantic trwibe of teeny tiny nimjeh’s infected her so she didn’t come. Today Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh coming wid teh boyz…
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Today lil’ nimjeh deep cleans. Yesterday Cleaning Nimjeh was ill, her gigantic trwibe of teeny tiny nimjeh’s infected her so she didn’t come. Today Auntie Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh coming wid teh boyz…
How did I even do dat? My lungs are betraying me again in the trwaditional bout of upper respirwatory bullshit. So lil’ nimjeh is making soup. Some how snapped off one of the handles of teh can opener.
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How did I even do dat? My lungs are betraying me again in the trwaditional bout of upper respirwatory bullshit. So lil’ nimjeh is making soup. Some how snapped off one of the handles of teh can opener.
Talked Auntie Nimjeh into getting a Costco sized amount of gouda for
Uncle Nimjeh. He’s nothing, but skin and bones, he’s a tineh old manz. *Uncle Nimjeh burbles happily nomming a grilled cheese*
Uncle Nimjeh. He’s nothing, but skin and bones, he’s a tineh old manz. *Uncle Nimjeh burbles happily nomming a grilled cheese*
September 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Talked Auntie Nimjeh into getting a Costco sized amount of gouda for
Uncle Nimjeh. He’s nothing, but skin and bones, he’s a tineh old manz. *Uncle Nimjeh burbles happily nomming a grilled cheese*
Uncle Nimjeh. He’s nothing, but skin and bones, he’s a tineh old manz. *Uncle Nimjeh burbles happily nomming a grilled cheese*
Yus, gots my covid vaccine scheduled without prescrwiption. Don’t want to travel in a sky bus without it. Gonna gets flu shot closer to trwip.
September 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yus, gots my covid vaccine scheduled without prescrwiption. Don’t want to travel in a sky bus without it. Gonna gets flu shot closer to trwip.
I gots a little friend on my porch door.
September 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I gots a little friend on my porch door.
Took Auntie Nimjeh on her first hike after her surgery.
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Took Auntie Nimjeh on her first hike after her surgery.
I still haven’t forgiven him for destrwoying our Mummy Nimjeh’s old guitar awhile back. Lost his temper and smashed it.
September 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I still haven’t forgiven him for destrwoying our Mummy Nimjeh’s old guitar awhile back. Lost his temper and smashed it.
The crazy French bastard that lives in the Vietnamese apartment building Brother Nimjeh lives in is finally calmed down. He was very large and shoutie ‘n bro wasn’t handling it well. Was wanting to “visit me” i.e. live wid me rwent free. Brother Nimjeh is honestly the crazy ‘Merican bastard…
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The crazy French bastard that lives in the Vietnamese apartment building Brother Nimjeh lives in is finally calmed down. He was very large and shoutie ‘n bro wasn’t handling it well. Was wanting to “visit me” i.e. live wid me rwent free. Brother Nimjeh is honestly the crazy ‘Merican bastard…
Lil’ nimjeh only goes into git off my lawn mode wid adult hoomanz.
September 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lil’ nimjeh only goes into git off my lawn mode wid adult hoomanz.
Neighborhood kiddos are using little nimjeh’s driveway to ride bikes. Happy they keeping out of the busy street.
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Neighborhood kiddos are using little nimjeh’s driveway to ride bikes. Happy they keeping out of the busy street.
Lil’ nimjeh doesn’t have cell data on when at home. Uses my WiFi. Feels safer dat way.
September 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Lil’ nimjeh doesn’t have cell data on when at home. Uses my WiFi. Feels safer dat way.
Lil’ nimjeh ordered a espressos martini once to see what all the fuss was about. It tasted like ass. If you want tasty boozey coffee drink…
Iron Butterfly…
Vodka, 1 shot
Kahlua, 1 shot
Irish cream, 1 shot
Ice.
Iron Butterfly…
Vodka, 1 shot
Kahlua, 1 shot
Irish cream, 1 shot
Ice.
September 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lil’ nimjeh ordered a espressos martini once to see what all the fuss was about. It tasted like ass. If you want tasty boozey coffee drink…
Iron Butterfly…
Vodka, 1 shot
Kahlua, 1 shot
Irish cream, 1 shot
Ice.
Iron Butterfly…
Vodka, 1 shot
Kahlua, 1 shot
Irish cream, 1 shot
Ice.
It’s teh looks like shit phase of my cucumbers. I keeping these for seeds. For viable seeds you wait for the cucumber to go past green to orange or yellow. Then you choppy the flesh ‘n soak in water for 3 days to eat away the slimy coating. Then dry seeds wid paper towel and seeds for next year.
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s teh looks like shit phase of my cucumbers. I keeping these for seeds. For viable seeds you wait for the cucumber to go past green to orange or yellow. Then you choppy the flesh ‘n soak in water for 3 days to eat away the slimy coating. Then dry seeds wid paper towel and seeds for next year.
Oh it’s getting bad walmartz isn’t carrying the raw corned beef brisket. Only the cans. Nowt going to make teh corned beef and cabbage with cans! *shakes tineh fist*
September 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh it’s getting bad walmartz isn’t carrying the raw corned beef brisket. Only the cans. Nowt going to make teh corned beef and cabbage with cans! *shakes tineh fist*