Nimjeh Moe
@nimjehmoe.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and goldfish crackers. Chilling in the pillow fort. Steven the unicorm says hi. All my friends are dead or nimjehs, sometimes both.
Prwetty day. Hasn’t gone into full leaf sludge season yet.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Prwetty day. Hasn’t gone into full leaf sludge season yet.
Gots deers meat! Cleaning Nimjeh cleaning out her freezer. Her husband hunts deer ‘n elk. She bringing more meat on our cleaning day. Hoping for elk. One of lil’ nimjeh’s favorite meats.
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Gots deers meat! Cleaning Nimjeh cleaning out her freezer. Her husband hunts deer ‘n elk. She bringing more meat on our cleaning day. Hoping for elk. One of lil’ nimjeh’s favorite meats.
Soups on! *shakes tineh sword* Cheesy brwoccoli soup!
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Soups on! *shakes tineh sword* Cheesy brwoccoli soup!
Went wid Auntie Nimjeh to multpile nurseries to find pretty plants.Was pouring rwain...
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Went wid Auntie Nimjeh to multpile nurseries to find pretty plants.Was pouring rwain...
*coughs into tineh hand* truck nuts.
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*coughs into tineh hand* truck nuts.
Held Pupper Nimjeh in air jail for 10 minutes to keep her from licking the shampoo off her legs and belly while Auntie Nimjeh lathered ‘n rinsed. Had to use tineh pitcher. Sprayer freaked her out. She hates being wet as much as she hates the hair dryer. Tuckered out after medicinal sink baf.
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Held Pupper Nimjeh in air jail for 10 minutes to keep her from licking the shampoo off her legs and belly while Auntie Nimjeh lathered ‘n rinsed. Had to use tineh pitcher. Sprayer freaked her out. She hates being wet as much as she hates the hair dryer. Tuckered out after medicinal sink baf.
He’s on an adventure. Hopefully he keep’s out of the spider kingdom next to lil’ nimjeh’s gate.
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He’s on an adventure. Hopefully he keep’s out of the spider kingdom next to lil’ nimjeh’s gate.
I gots a little friend on my porch door.
September 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I gots a little friend on my porch door.
Took Auntie Nimjeh on her first hike after her surgery.
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Took Auntie Nimjeh on her first hike after her surgery.
It’s teh looks like shit phase of my cucumbers. I keeping these for seeds. For viable seeds you wait for the cucumber to go past green to orange or yellow. Then you choppy the flesh ‘n soak in water for 3 days to eat away the slimy coating. Then dry seeds wid paper towel and seeds for next year.
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s teh looks like shit phase of my cucumbers. I keeping these for seeds. For viable seeds you wait for the cucumber to go past green to orange or yellow. Then you choppy the flesh ‘n soak in water for 3 days to eat away the slimy coating. Then dry seeds wid paper towel and seeds for next year.
Stole a flower off the hydrangeas tree to see if it would looked good also look good floating in birb bath.
September 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Stole a flower off the hydrangeas tree to see if it would looked good also look good floating in birb bath.
Went with Auntie Nimjeh to brwowse. Found cool fings.
September 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Went with Auntie Nimjeh to brwowse. Found cool fings.
It’s Uncle Nimjeh’s birfmonth. He lubbed all teh presents I got him. Lil’ nimjeh made him tineh marionberry pies.
August 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s Uncle Nimjeh’s birfmonth. He lubbed all teh presents I got him. Lil’ nimjeh made him tineh marionberry pies.
Dis was such a bitch to put together. The paper and video instructions were hot garbage. Lil’ nimjeh actually lost temper. All ten swearz. I lubs it. Bench converts into tineh picnic table.
August 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dis was such a bitch to put together. The paper and video instructions were hot garbage. Lil’ nimjeh actually lost temper. All ten swearz. I lubs it. Bench converts into tineh picnic table.
Hawt as hell, but still bootiful. *wipes away the flop sweat with tineh rag*
August 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hawt as hell, but still bootiful. *wipes away the flop sweat with tineh rag*
Auntie Smokie Nimjeh having a ball wid teh kiddo nimjehz at summer camp. Passed on teh torch on some the duties to other counselors. Arts ‘n crafts ‘n lifeguarding still her’s.
August 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Auntie Smokie Nimjeh having a ball wid teh kiddo nimjehz at summer camp. Passed on teh torch on some the duties to other counselors. Arts ‘n crafts ‘n lifeguarding still her’s.
…total gilded marble barfiness and dust catching more money than taste stuff! How do you clean a farking buffalo head!?! *shakes tineh duster*
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
…total gilded marble barfiness and dust catching more money than taste stuff! How do you clean a farking buffalo head!?! *shakes tineh duster*
Look what Auntie Nimjeh made. Arts ‘n crafts ‘n gardening is how the nimjehs survive the dumpster fire called life in ‘Merica.
August 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Look what Auntie Nimjeh made. Arts ‘n crafts ‘n gardening is how the nimjehs survive the dumpster fire called life in ‘Merica.
The lantana gots berries. They ripe when they go from green to bluish black. Around here it’s cold enough that they’re pretty much grown as an perennial. So super happy will get seeds to grow for next year. Aunt Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh gots the same kind of lantana. Perennial in desert.
August 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The lantana gots berries. They ripe when they go from green to bluish black. Around here it’s cold enough that they’re pretty much grown as an perennial. So super happy will get seeds to grow for next year. Aunt Shortie ‘n Auntie Smokie Nimjeh gots the same kind of lantana. Perennial in desert.
Gots plenty of seed from thingz lil’ nimjeh grew. Roman Chamomile gots no seeds yet, but everything else does.
August 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Gots plenty of seed from thingz lil’ nimjeh grew. Roman Chamomile gots no seeds yet, but everything else does.
It’s summer. Everything looks like shit, but that’s m’kay. Gots plenty of different kinds of marigold seeds. Squirrel been nomming peanuts from neighbors in my garden bed.
August 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s summer. Everything looks like shit, but that’s m’kay. Gots plenty of different kinds of marigold seeds. Squirrel been nomming peanuts from neighbors in my garden bed.
Giving my 2nd cucumber to Auntie Nimjeh.
August 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Giving my 2nd cucumber to Auntie Nimjeh.