My son asked what happened after we got to school and then says “That makes no sense. Doctors are supposed to help people not try and kill them.”

Someone’s gotta catch it

My son’s first apple was a Cosmic Crisp and I wish I had started him here so he knew how good he had it.

Final donut count?

I don’t understand this strategy. He just comes across as an asshole.

Nothing says safety like crossing a four way stop diagonally with an arterial turn.

Obviously after months of traffic studies and public outreach.

When I had a long commute I would need to remove it to charge at work because there were no plugs outside. Then I doubled the capacity and didn’t have to. Now they basically never come off. Having the flexibility is nice.

A question mark combined with an exclamation point is an interrobang. This would be a… colonbang? Sounds like a very effective medical product.