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Niko Simonson
@nikosimonson.bsky.social
Bikes, taco trucks, single-dad. Rocket scientist adjacent @ Blue Origin
Absolutely soaked but 18th Ave was hoping. Kiddo kept saying “Best Halloween ever!” Can’t tell if it was because of the candy or the live jazz band.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Went for it
December 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Took advantage of the sun break to check out the new Montlake pedestrian bridge. Loved seeing all the bike nerds filming their ride over it.
December 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Just reading up on my local bike laws.
December 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Get an ebike they said. You’ll ride more they said. #bikesky
December 19, 2024 at 6:01 AM
The smell of unbridled capitalism is in the air.
December 9, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Narrator: He didn’t.
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I take it back. He’s decided to just eat the batter.
November 29, 2024 at 5:31 PM
November 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Kiddo wanted to make cookies tonight, and I’m sorry gingerbread man, it’ll be over soon.
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Oh, you know, just another day at the office.
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 AM
This remains the best bathroom design Ive ever seen. Simply asks “how do you want to pee?”
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
November 16, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Still upset baby’s first phone bank didn’t push her over the line for the nomination.
November 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Done and dusted …and verified it was counted
November 5, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Mom needed some coffee
October 25, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Jeff Bezos is a coward.
October 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
My 5-year-old filled up a bucket and tried handing me a mop before sighing, “Do I have to do everything myself!?” At least management put up a sign.
September 2, 2024 at 5:04 AM