Update: If you're enough of an asshole I'll make room for you, too 🙂
The difference between a good person and a bad person is that good people KNOW they're assholes.
Always be vigilant to your own assholery.
What do you think: would it be Dildoites or Dildonians?
youtu.be/7Q8qr8OgmQk
What do you think: would it be Dildoites or Dildonians?
youtu.be/7Q8qr8OgmQk
Anyway, thanks @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social for being that Cool Auntie. The kids send their love.
Anyway, thanks @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social for being that Cool Auntie. The kids send their love.
44 years later and this still remains the best werewolf transformation in cinema
44 years later and this still remains the best werewolf transformation in cinema
First Narrator: Be calm. Breathe. Clear your mind.
Me: ...
First Narrator: ...
Second Narrator: Good. Good job, you got her to shut up. Now it's just us in here
Third Narrator: 🎵🎶 Leave a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man 🎶🎵
First Narrator: Goddamit
First Narrator: Be calm. Breathe. Clear your mind.
Me: ...
First Narrator: ...
Second Narrator: Good. Good job, you got her to shut up. Now it's just us in here
Third Narrator: 🎵🎶 Leave a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man 🎶🎵
First Narrator: Goddamit
Scraps the red squirrel has taken a liking to the stuffing in Fry's old bed
Scraps the red squirrel has taken a liking to the stuffing in Fry's old bed
Brain:
Exactly how poisonous is hellebore?
Maybe RFK JR is actually a reverse Dorian Gray portrait?
Let's learn about the War of 1812!
Brain:
Exactly how poisonous is hellebore?
Maybe RFK JR is actually a reverse Dorian Gray portrait?
Let's learn about the War of 1812!
It's a weird thing to say about a cartoon but, I'm proud of you young man.
It's a weird thing to say about a cartoon but, I'm proud of you young man.
I just rescued this carpenter bee from a yellow jacket that was eating it alive. Unfortunately her wings have been chewed right off. So I guess this is my new pet?
Her name is Karen
I just rescued this carpenter bee from a yellow jacket that was eating it alive. Unfortunately her wings have been chewed right off. So I guess this is my new pet?
Her name is Karen