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Nico
@nikkijo.bsky.social
she/her • MS, BA • lover of cute things 💛 • INFJ • ptsd survivor
Help, I’m poor.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
no one has answered my texts today and it’s making me sad 😔
August 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I hate it here.

(sometimes)
July 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Pretty sure my coworker who liked me doesn’t like me anymore. Happy Tuesday!
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dude I genuinely love my husband so much. He’s hot AND emotionally intelligent.

Shout out to men who know how to talk about feelings.
June 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My wedding bouquet was truly the bouquet of my dreams 🥰
June 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It finally happened. I took a quick 10 minute Power Nap under my desk at work.
June 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
By the end of the week I’ll be a WIFE
May 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Finalizing all the wedding stuff is great! I get married like next week??? How crazy is that?

IM NOT STRESSED you are.
May 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The ghorman’s could be literally speaking French instead of the made up language and they would sound exactly the same
May 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People keep not giving me information at work. I CANNOT MAKE BRICKS WITHOUT CLAY.

Someone asked me to schedule panel interviews for four candidates. I didn’t receive availability for any of them, and I don’t even have all of their resumes.
a man sitting in a chair with the words data data data i cannot make bricks without clay below him
Alt: a man sitting in a chair with the words data data data i cannot make bricks without clay below him
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The pope is a White Sox fan. Fucking W
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I still can’t believe the press secretary is 27…. I don’t mean to shame her but like …be for real she is not younger than me
May 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I might be mentally fucked forever by the c-suite exec asking me if I was pregnant last week.

Not pregnant, just chubby ✌️🤪
May 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
According to my home screen tracker - I get married in a month!
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Advice to live by...
April 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Just bums me out when people advocate for the Plagiarism Machine That Lies. Announcing to the world that you like abdicating your brain to the world's shittiest machine. Have an ounce of self-respect
April 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My female coworkers want to have a special lunch for me after the wedding so I can debrief them and show them all my pictures. Should I make a ppt for this lunch?
April 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I wish jrr tolkien could do just a little bit of haunting just to fuck up those tech guys who keep naming their shitty companies after his lore
April 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It seems to have taken a month for my bridal shower thank you notes to be received. This makes me sad for the post office.
April 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Director of Global HR told me to put my Chinese name in my email signature ~ I thought it was like tacky if I did it but she was so excited to find out I speak Chinese too. 特别好☺️
April 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Calling it the "SAVE Act" is a joke
April 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
SAVE act passed in the house. I’m gonna vomit
April 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I need a short 3 hour nap and 30 million dollars
April 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM