Cranky Seagull
Cranky Seagull
@nikkigillam.bsky.social
"The language of priorities is the religion of Socialism" (Nye Bevan, 1949). Clause 1 socialist. More than a tad grouchy. JLM ally. Recovering rat mum. Sussex-by-the-Sea.

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"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law," or so Potus recently tweeted. But that is what Cicero claimed after 63 BC, and he was sent into exile nonetheless
February 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls
January 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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While we’re banning books…

Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar.

Be. Like. Finland.
January 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.
January 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hilarious.
January 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I so wanna wave this article in the face of my brexiteer parents when invariably they will start slagging off Labour non-stop over Christmas for taking away their automatic Winter Fuel Allowance.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Brexit cost UK £27bn in lost trade in first two years, review finds
Despite fall in trade, LSE study says overall impact was more limited than OBR forecasters first estimated
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Any caterers out there, if you’re ever employed by Kemi Badenoch to supply food for a function, I will pay DOUBLE what she’s paying you if you turn up with nothing but moist sandwiches.
December 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Cats and trees.. 😂

Who can relate?
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 AM
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, colly bird, hen, turtle dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
December 2, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Asked by Sky News whether his fellow Reform MP previously being jailed for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend, and then subsequently lying to voters about it, should be grounds for his expulsion from the party, Nigel Farage replies that "I've got a million followers on TikTok" and storms off
November 28, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Kemi Badenoch tells Keir Starmer that "we had a Budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards."

Anyway, here's the 'go slow' protest by farmers that blockaded the streets around Parliament following the Conservative Government's last Budget in March
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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'Only Reform UK is committed to safeguarding women' is quite a flex when one in five Reform MPs have been to prison for violently assaulting women.
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Oooh, the billionaires are having a fight 🍿
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Tax due if parents hand on £3m house: £940k
Tax due if parents hand on a £3m farm: £0
A reminder of significant tax advantage to farmers vs everyone else AFTER these changes
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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Victoria Derbyshire nails Jeremy Clarkson over his Inheritance Tax scam.

Hilarious to watch him squirm.
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Make Jacobs day. JOIN A UNION TODAY
youtu.be/jg0D2yNiqHM?...
Let’s make Jacob’s day and join a union today
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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When people say, “I want the country how it was”, what “was” do they mean? When Lee Anderson says he wants his country back, back to what . Anywhere, here is a photo of some British troops during The Great War
August 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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I asked my dad why he has such a high chilly tolerance & he told me when he was a kid they used to make him eat a chilly as punishment if he used bad words & at some point he realized he really liked chillies & so would look up bad words so he'd get more and this is why children cannot be defeated
August 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Nothing ruins my day like waking up
August 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM