Niko
@nik0h.bsky.social
I question Pepperidge Farm’s memory, actually. Do they really remember?
my tv is gonna glow so bright it’ll cause blindness in the eyes of bigots 🫰🏼
36//trans//queer
he//they pronouns
my tv is gonna glow so bright it’ll cause blindness in the eyes of bigots 🫰🏼
36//trans//queer
he//they pronouns
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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![just because i can survive harsh conditions doesn't mean I should have to
[a pic of a Tardigrades]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreigfneemnfp6d65jmiuh4i7pijvcn3edvxza2eibvlenks6k3tkv7u@jpeg)
When your credit score is 802, but an apartment complex messages you saying you’re approved “conditionally” due to not having any credit…okay? What?
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When your credit score is 802, but an apartment complex messages you saying you’re approved “conditionally” due to not having any credit…okay? What?
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Not something. Someone. #Frankenstein
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Not something. Someone. #Frankenstein
Man, I love getting only 2-3 hours of sleep then my nose deciding to become so congested I can’t breathe, and my throat deciding breathing through my mouth is also not an option. Cool.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man, I love getting only 2-3 hours of sleep then my nose deciding to become so congested I can’t breathe, and my throat deciding breathing through my mouth is also not an option. Cool.
If you need a terrible but hilarious watch, Meth Gator is free on tubi
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If you need a terrible but hilarious watch, Meth Gator is free on tubi
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What's that? You hear it? A BLUE AVALANCHE.
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What's that? You hear it? A BLUE AVALANCHE.
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get more woke NOW get more transgender NOW put neopronouns in your bio NOW!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
get more woke NOW get more transgender NOW put neopronouns in your bio NOW!!!!!!!!
without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
It should be illegal for a studio apartment to be more than $900/month, tbh even that is pushing it
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It should be illegal for a studio apartment to be more than $900/month, tbh even that is pushing it
You know shit is bad when the fucking Zodiac Killer is making sense
The government is susceptible to revolt from its own base on the grounds of protecting free speech. Even Ted Cruz spoke out against the Kimmel mess
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September 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You know shit is bad when the fucking Zodiac Killer is making sense
When I figure out how to not be stressed and anxious 24/7 it’s all gonna be over for you bitches
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When I figure out how to not be stressed and anxious 24/7 it’s all gonna be over for you bitches
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he's in pain because he has an allergy but likes the uncrustables to much to notice
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
he's in pain because he has an allergy but likes the uncrustables to much to notice
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All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
May 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
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10/10, no notes
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
10/10, no notes
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
My five-year old dog legit just got diagnosed with what is basically doggie COPD 😔 Going to talk to the vet about her options moving forward for enrichment…because it sucks that such a young dog who loves to run and play may potentially not be able to anymore
August 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My five-year old dog legit just got diagnosed with what is basically doggie COPD 😔 Going to talk to the vet about her options moving forward for enrichment…because it sucks that such a young dog who loves to run and play may potentially not be able to anymore
It’s really is satisfying to see the rage in a bigot’s eyes as you gentle-parent speak at them, because they are behaving like literal children. “Aw, bud, sounds like you’re having a BIG feeling right now!! But those thoughts are inside thoughts! Catch a quiet bubble, turn those listening ears on!”
August 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It’s really is satisfying to see the rage in a bigot’s eyes as you gentle-parent speak at them, because they are behaving like literal children. “Aw, bud, sounds like you’re having a BIG feeling right now!! But those thoughts are inside thoughts! Catch a quiet bubble, turn those listening ears on!”
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sorry if this is insane to say, but i dont think a group of reactionary cultists should set the cultural agenda for all of society
July 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
sorry if this is insane to say, but i dont think a group of reactionary cultists should set the cultural agenda for all of society
Man, I just love constantly disassociating to the point of sheer panic. It’s so fucking awesome. Love that for me. Love that it just keeps fucking happening with no clear reason or trigger
July 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Man, I just love constantly disassociating to the point of sheer panic. It’s so fucking awesome. Love that for me. Love that it just keeps fucking happening with no clear reason or trigger