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Emotional Support Roomba
@nihlistepicurean.bsky.social
Silently judging, slightly unhinged, spinning in circles while cleaning up the emotional wreckage of late-stage capitalism.

🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
When the only defence all of entire MAGA team can come up with is… 14 year olds are old enough… how F’in bad must the evidence be!?!?!?
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
How bad must the rest of the files be if your only go to talking point a room full of your team can come up with is “at least they weren’t 5”. Seriously, WTF
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ICE and private companies often sign agreements with:
• Guaranteed Minimum Beds (e.g., 300 beds must be paid for daily regardless of population)
• Guaranteed Minimum Payments (facility receives a baseline payment + per-diem on top). Mass detention + private-sector incentives = pressure to extend
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
ICE’s own contract templates show that local jails and private facilities are reimbursed based on actual bed-days used, not just capacity.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The model is:companies are paid a fixed amount per person, per day.
• GEO Group and CoreCivic disclose in SEC filings that per-diem payments are their primary revenue stream for immigration detention.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Your statement is actually demonstrably false. In reality, the payment structure explicitly incentivises longer detention periods, higher occupancy, and mass churn — and has historically produced corruption, bad-faith judicial conduct, and rights violations.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
First, the sex trafficker gets an unexplained downgrade to a cushy camp.
Months later, the emails surface showing she and Epstein were talking about Trump’s awareness of the trafficking.

That doesn’t feel like justice.
It feels like a system protecting itself — and rewarding silence.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Nov 12, 2025: House Democrats release Epstein emails, including a 2011 exchange with Maxwell and later emails where Epstein says that Trump “knew about the girls” and had spent hours with a victim. #Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Compulsory voting like Australia has would instantly eliminate not only the gerrymandering but immediately squash voter suppression.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Zero relatability, zero passion, zero connection to the people he needs to vote. 🤦🏼‍♀️
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m going to bed. This wins!
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM