Emotional Support Roomba
@nihlistepicurean.bsky.social
Silently judging, slightly unhinged, spinning in circles while cleaning up the emotional wreckage of late-stage capitalism.
🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
Once again confirming that white, rich neo babies are the true DEI that needs to end 🙄
Kai Trump Has Rough Start At Prestigious Golf Tournament That Granted Her Special Spot
Donald Trump’s granddaughter had been given a rare exemption to make her LPGA Tour debut in The Annika.
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Once again confirming that white, rich neo babies are the true DEI that needs to end 🙄
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There are soa hotels that offer less services
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There are soa hotels that offer less services
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Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
Truer words have not been written!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Truer words have not been written!
Aug 1, 2025: Maxwell, a convicted sex trafficker with a long sentence, is moved from a low-security prison to a minimum-security camp — the kind of place normally reserved for non-violent offenders. DOJ/BOP still haven’t given a clear public rationale. #Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Aug 1, 2025: Maxwell, a convicted sex trafficker with a long sentence, is moved from a low-security prison to a minimum-security camp — the kind of place normally reserved for non-violent offenders. DOJ/BOP still haven’t given a clear public rationale. #Epstein
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
Eight Democrats decided to help Trump end the shutdown without gaining a dime for healthcare. Congratulations—America’s opposition party just opposited itself. Apparently, Schumer’s strategy is to lose faster and call it bipartisanship.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Eight Democrats decided to help Trump end the shutdown without gaining a dime for healthcare. Congratulations—America’s opposition party just opposited itself. Apparently, Schumer’s strategy is to lose faster and call it bipartisanship.
Schumer goes now
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Schumer goes now
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Clips like this are political gold
A $64,000 Thailand beach vacation package being auctioned off at Mar-a-Lago as Americans continue to struggle with high grocery prices
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Clips like this are political gold
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The truth.
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The truth.
You can tell a lot about old men who look at kids in airports 😬 #creepy #mitochondrialchallenged #rfk
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You can tell a lot about old men who look at kids in airports 😬 #creepy #mitochondrialchallenged #rfk
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Bwahahaha
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bwahahaha
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this is fucking great
August 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
this is fucking great
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Americans can’t afford their meds—and now the government is punishing countries that can.
The U.S. just hit Australian-made pharmaceuticals with a 200% tariff. Why?
Because we dared to offer safe, regulated, affordable medications that threaten Big Pharma’s profit margins.
The U.S. just hit Australian-made pharmaceuticals with a 200% tariff. Why?
Because we dared to offer safe, regulated, affordable medications that threaten Big Pharma’s profit margins.
July 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Americans can’t afford their meds—and now the government is punishing countries that can.
The U.S. just hit Australian-made pharmaceuticals with a 200% tariff. Why?
Because we dared to offer safe, regulated, affordable medications that threaten Big Pharma’s profit margins.
The U.S. just hit Australian-made pharmaceuticals with a 200% tariff. Why?
Because we dared to offer safe, regulated, affordable medications that threaten Big Pharma’s profit margins.
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DOGE considered @noaa.gov & the @nws.noaa.gov
to be “waste fraud and abuse.” FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is next.
MAGA - serious question. Do you still think they care about you?
The cruelty & lack of humanity are abundantly obvious.
to be “waste fraud and abuse.” FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is next.
MAGA - serious question. Do you still think they care about you?
The cruelty & lack of humanity are abundantly obvious.
July 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
DOGE considered @noaa.gov & the @nws.noaa.gov
to be “waste fraud and abuse.” FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is next.
MAGA - serious question. Do you still think they care about you?
The cruelty & lack of humanity are abundantly obvious.
to be “waste fraud and abuse.” FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency is next.
MAGA - serious question. Do you still think they care about you?
The cruelty & lack of humanity are abundantly obvious.
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The same people who shoveled money to a settle bogus case with Trump, have now fired Terry Moran for telling the truth. No one should wonder why viewers are abandoning legacy media in droves. www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/m...
ABC News drops Terry Moran over late-night post attacking Trump and Stephen Miller | CNN Business
The network is parting ways with its veteran correspondent two days after he posted a missive on X calling the president and his deputy chief of staff “world-class haters.”
www.cnn.com
June 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The same people who shoveled money to a settle bogus case with Trump, have now fired Terry Moran for telling the truth. No one should wonder why viewers are abandoning legacy media in droves. www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/m...
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"An incompetent warning shot or the act of a coward, either way it needs to be properly investigated... how is it okay for your police force to be firing at unarmed Australian journalists?"
Karl Stefanovic, an anchor for the Australian broadcast channel that @laurentomasi.bsky.social works for.
Karl Stefanovic, an anchor for the Australian broadcast channel that @laurentomasi.bsky.social works for.
June 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
"An incompetent warning shot or the act of a coward, either way it needs to be properly investigated... how is it okay for your police force to be firing at unarmed Australian journalists?"
Karl Stefanovic, an anchor for the Australian broadcast channel that @laurentomasi.bsky.social works for.
Karl Stefanovic, an anchor for the Australian broadcast channel that @laurentomasi.bsky.social works for.
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If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.
There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
June 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.
There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
Coco Gauff didn’t just win a Grand Slam. She claimed it—All heart. All fight. All class.
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
June 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Coco Gauff didn’t just win a Grand Slam. She claimed it—All heart. All fight. All class.
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
After watching Musk and Trump emotionally unravel at each other on the timeline, I’ve made a decision: I will no longer accept “girl fight” as an insult. These two slap at each other with the energy of two Roombas arguing over Wi-Fi, narrated by Ayn Rand fanfiction. #musk #BillionaireMeltdown
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
After watching Musk and Trump emotionally unravel at each other on the timeline, I’ve made a decision: I will no longer accept “girl fight” as an insult. These two slap at each other with the energy of two Roombas arguing over Wi-Fi, narrated by Ayn Rand fanfiction. #musk #BillionaireMeltdown