Emotional Support Roomba
@nihlistepicurean.bsky.social
Silently judging, slightly unhinged, spinning in circles while cleaning up the emotional wreckage of late-stage capitalism.
🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
Sitting at a Heathrow Airport hotel in the dark due to a power outage.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sitting at a Heathrow Airport hotel in the dark due to a power outage.
Truer words have not been written!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Truer words have not been written!
Coco Gauff didn’t just win a Grand Slam. She claimed it—All heart. All fight. All class.
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
June 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Coco Gauff didn’t just win a Grand Slam. She claimed it—All heart. All fight. All class.
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
April 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Phoenix understood the assignment!
April 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Phoenix understood the assignment!
Just a panda doing panda things 😊
March 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just a panda doing panda things 😊
Did anyone else just get this?
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Did anyone else just get this?
The depth of their stupidity is breathtaking… I literally had to point out that foreigners can not apply for American passports.
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The depth of their stupidity is breathtaking… I literally had to point out that foreigners can not apply for American passports.
Let us embark on this journey together, for in the grand absurdity of it all, we may yet find a fragment of meaning to savor amidst the abyss at Little Felix 🕊️📜🍸
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Hhi52j8a8J7q2jqZA?g_st=ic
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Hhi52j8a8J7q2jqZA?g_st=ic
August 5, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Let us embark on this journey together, for in the grand absurdity of it all, we may yet find a fragment of meaning to savor amidst the abyss at Little Felix 🕊️📜🍸
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Hhi52j8a8J7q2jqZA?g_st=ic
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Hhi52j8a8J7q2jqZA?g_st=ic