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Emotional Support Roomba
@nihlistepicurean.bsky.social
Silently judging, slightly unhinged, spinning in circles while cleaning up the emotional wreckage of late-stage capitalism.

🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
Sitting at a Heathrow Airport hotel in the dark due to a power outage.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Truer words have not been written!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Coco Gauff didn’t just win a Grand Slam. She claimed it—All heart. All fight. All class.

Meanwhile, somewhere, Sabalenka still Googling “how to spell sportsmanship” after throwing a tantrum in couture sneakers because grace under pressure isn’t sold by Nike #CocoGauff #RolandGarros #BlackExcellence
June 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
#HandsOff #Phoenix This is what Democracy looks like!
April 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Phoenix understood the assignment!
April 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
April 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
March 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just a panda doing panda things 😊
March 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Did anyone else just get this?
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The depth of their stupidity is breathtaking… I literally had to point out that foreigners can not apply for American passports.
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Let us embark on this journey together, for in the grand absurdity of it all, we may yet find a fragment of meaning to savor amidst the abyss at Little Felix 🕊️📜🍸

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August 5, 2023 at 2:05 AM