Nihilist Taco Bell
@nihilisttacobell.bsky.social
A parody account in NO WAY affiliated with Taco Bell.
Inspired by the classic Nihilist Arby's
Inspired by the classic Nihilist Arby's
Reposted by Nihilist Taco Bell
After an indeterminant amount of time, Taco Posting is here again
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
After an indeterminant amount of time, Taco Posting is here again
Recent events demonstrate one thing above all else: Money is not real, and "market value" is a meaningless concept.
The only truth is to be found in our new Cantina Chicken Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupas, just $5.49 until tariffs hit us too.
The only truth is to be found in our new Cantina Chicken Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupas, just $5.49 until tariffs hit us too.
April 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Recent events demonstrate one thing above all else: Money is not real, and "market value" is a meaningless concept.
The only truth is to be found in our new Cantina Chicken Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupas, just $5.49 until tariffs hit us too.
The only truth is to be found in our new Cantina Chicken Toasted Cheddar Street Chalupas, just $5.49 until tariffs hit us too.
It's Friday!
Except this only means something to you if you aren't working this weekend, and all time is a refection of our arbitrary understanding of this universe.
Every day is someone's first day, and every day is someone's last.
Try the new Luxe Cravings Box, now at Taco Bell.
Except this only means something to you if you aren't working this weekend, and all time is a refection of our arbitrary understanding of this universe.
Every day is someone's first day, and every day is someone's last.
Try the new Luxe Cravings Box, now at Taco Bell.
January 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's Friday!
Except this only means something to you if you aren't working this weekend, and all time is a refection of our arbitrary understanding of this universe.
Every day is someone's first day, and every day is someone's last.
Try the new Luxe Cravings Box, now at Taco Bell.
Except this only means something to you if you aren't working this weekend, and all time is a refection of our arbitrary understanding of this universe.
Every day is someone's first day, and every day is someone's last.
Try the new Luxe Cravings Box, now at Taco Bell.
You're not doing anything important right now, because nothing is important ever.
Use our app. Engage with our services.
Eat Taco Bell.
Use our app. Engage with our services.
Eat Taco Bell.
January 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You're not doing anything important right now, because nothing is important ever.
Use our app. Engage with our services.
Eat Taco Bell.
Use our app. Engage with our services.
Eat Taco Bell.
Another year of endless, meaningless existence.
Another year closer to oblivion.
Eat Taco Bell.
Another year closer to oblivion.
Eat Taco Bell.
January 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Another year of endless, meaningless existence.
Another year closer to oblivion.
Eat Taco Bell.
Another year closer to oblivion.
Eat Taco Bell.
We are a Taco-oriented TexMex restaurant with the word "taco" in our name.
It wouldn't make any logical sense for us to serve chicken nuggets, a food item in NO WAY and by NO STRETCH OF THE MORTAL IMAGINATION related to Mexican or Tex/Mex food.
Nothing means anything.
Eat Taco Bell.
It wouldn't make any logical sense for us to serve chicken nuggets, a food item in NO WAY and by NO STRETCH OF THE MORTAL IMAGINATION related to Mexican or Tex/Mex food.
Nothing means anything.
Eat Taco Bell.
December 20, 2024 at 4:34 AM
We are a Taco-oriented TexMex restaurant with the word "taco" in our name.
It wouldn't make any logical sense for us to serve chicken nuggets, a food item in NO WAY and by NO STRETCH OF THE MORTAL IMAGINATION related to Mexican or Tex/Mex food.
Nothing means anything.
Eat Taco Bell.
It wouldn't make any logical sense for us to serve chicken nuggets, a food item in NO WAY and by NO STRETCH OF THE MORTAL IMAGINATION related to Mexican or Tex/Mex food.
Nothing means anything.
Eat Taco Bell.
Every day we live is another day closer to death, to the inevitable end of what we know and understand as existence.
Inspired by the memories of failures past, the Decades Menu is now available at select Taco Bell locations, with tastes guaranteed to remind you of a time you can never have again...
Inspired by the memories of failures past, the Decades Menu is now available at select Taco Bell locations, with tastes guaranteed to remind you of a time you can never have again...
November 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Every day we live is another day closer to death, to the inevitable end of what we know and understand as existence.
Inspired by the memories of failures past, the Decades Menu is now available at select Taco Bell locations, with tastes guaranteed to remind you of a time you can never have again...
Inspired by the memories of failures past, the Decades Menu is now available at select Taco Bell locations, with tastes guaranteed to remind you of a time you can never have again...