Nihilist Taco Bell
@nihilisttacobell.bsky.social
A parody account in NO WAY affiliated with Taco Bell.
Inspired by the classic Nihilist Arby's
Inspired by the classic Nihilist Arby's
"We're sorry, the company AI has determined your claim has been rejected and your lifesaving care is not covered. Goodbye"
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"We're sorry, the company AI has determined your claim has been rejected and your lifesaving care is not covered. Goodbye"
The only hope is to achieve taciostasis
May 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The only hope is to achieve taciostasis
This is a chance to experience both past, present, and future simultaneously, thus confirming that time is an illusion.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
May 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is a chance to experience both past, present, and future simultaneously, thus confirming that time is an illusion.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Taco Bell employees are all required to undergo industry standard and rigorous training on food safety, hygiene, and other important aspects of handling food. Don't lump us in with this guy just because our meat seems like something he ran over, k thx.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
May 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Taco Bell employees are all required to undergo industry standard and rigorous training on food safety, hygiene, and other important aspects of handling food. Don't lump us in with this guy just because our meat seems like something he ran over, k thx.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
Mortal life means only living in this moment, and therefore embracing each experience to the fullest. This includes eating a delicious meal at Taco Bell, even though it in no way staves off your inevitable demise.
In the end, all we have is not the destination, but the journey.
Eat Taco Bell.
In the end, all we have is not the destination, but the journey.
Eat Taco Bell.
May 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Mortal life means only living in this moment, and therefore embracing each experience to the fullest. This includes eating a delicious meal at Taco Bell, even though it in no way staves off your inevitable demise.
In the end, all we have is not the destination, but the journey.
Eat Taco Bell.
In the end, all we have is not the destination, but the journey.
Eat Taco Bell.
To accept the notion that a restaurant should be constrained to its original identity is to die a slow death, for in life, the only constant is change. Our delicious 5 Piece Crispy Chicken Nuggets are available for a limited time only, as are all aspects of your life.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
To accept the notion that a restaurant should be constrained to its original identity is to die a slow death, for in life, the only constant is change. Our delicious 5 Piece Crispy Chicken Nuggets are available for a limited time only, as are all aspects of your life.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
Homosexual implies that sexual binaries or societally-imposed boxes apply and are real. They are not. All expressions of individuality are real and authentic.
Also, have you considered our hot new Crispy Chicken Nuggets? The breading is 🔥.
Reject gender norms, eat Taco Bell.
Also, have you considered our hot new Crispy Chicken Nuggets? The breading is 🔥.
Reject gender norms, eat Taco Bell.
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May 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Homosexual implies that sexual binaries or societally-imposed boxes apply and are real. They are not. All expressions of individuality are real and authentic.
Also, have you considered our hot new Crispy Chicken Nuggets? The breading is 🔥.
Reject gender norms, eat Taco Bell.
Also, have you considered our hot new Crispy Chicken Nuggets? The breading is 🔥.
Reject gender norms, eat Taco Bell.
The American secretly identifies with the chicken, even while finding it delicious.
As each American citizen craves the nuggies, so do they crave to consume themselves.
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As each American citizen craves the nuggies, so do they crave to consume themselves.
Eat Taco Bell
May 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The American secretly identifies with the chicken, even while finding it delicious.
As each American citizen craves the nuggies, so do they crave to consume themselves.
Eat Taco Bell
As each American citizen craves the nuggies, so do they crave to consume themselves.
Eat Taco Bell
The verb "stole" implies that ownership is a real concept. Outside of what you actually have in your immediate possession and power, "personal property" is largely a fairytale frightened apes tell themselves to assuage the existential terror resulting from a lack of agency.
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Eat Taco Bell
May 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The verb "stole" implies that ownership is a real concept. Outside of what you actually have in your immediate possession and power, "personal property" is largely a fairytale frightened apes tell themselves to assuage the existential terror resulting from a lack of agency.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Nothing can fix mortal existence except its inevitable termination. All fleeting experiences are a temporary reprieve from our ultimate fate.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nothing can fix mortal existence except its inevitable termination. All fleeting experiences are a temporary reprieve from our ultimate fate.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Existence is the ultimate let down, because in the end, all meaning is a self-created delusion. Also, Darren was working the fryer at that time, and he doesn't know what he's doing yet, dude's new. Our Bad.
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Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Existence is the ultimate let down, because in the end, all meaning is a self-created delusion. Also, Darren was working the fryer at that time, and he doesn't know what he's doing yet, dude's new. Our Bad.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Time is a concept humanity uses to try and make sense of a meaningless and chaotic universe full of indifference. Ultimately, things will be as they always have been.
In the end, you only ever live in and can access the present moment, and all else is an illusion.
Eat Taco Bell
In the end, you only ever live in and can access the present moment, and all else is an illusion.
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Time is a concept humanity uses to try and make sense of a meaningless and chaotic universe full of indifference. Ultimately, things will be as they always have been.
In the end, you only ever live in and can access the present moment, and all else is an illusion.
Eat Taco Bell
In the end, you only ever live in and can access the present moment, and all else is an illusion.
Eat Taco Bell
Our test kitchen engineers work tirelessly to prove one thing above all else: Your attempts to apply order and meaning to this world are futile. Nothing has ever or will ever mean anything or make sense, so we decided to have our Tex-Mex chain serve fucking s'mores.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
April 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Our test kitchen engineers work tirelessly to prove one thing above all else: Your attempts to apply order and meaning to this world are futile. Nothing has ever or will ever mean anything or make sense, so we decided to have our Tex-Mex chain serve fucking s'mores.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
The past is an imaginary country one is incapable of visiting except in waking dreams. Do not become lost in the false fulfillment of dreams long dead.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The past is an imaginary country one is incapable of visiting except in waking dreams. Do not become lost in the false fulfillment of dreams long dead.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
The simulation has become a simulacra, with only the most tenuously meaningless connection to its origins. In this process of living, do we inevitably lose that which makes us "us"?
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The simulation has become a simulacra, with only the most tenuously meaningless connection to its origins. In this process of living, do we inevitably lose that which makes us "us"?
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Our fantastic combo deals are a great way to try and fill the emptiness, to plug the void within, if only for a brief moment.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Our fantastic combo deals are a great way to try and fill the emptiness, to plug the void within, if only for a brief moment.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Few will know the decadence, the brilliance of all the world's colors at once. Only those with the necessary courage will engage with life to the fullest, and only they will see all that can be seen, know all that can be known.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Few will know the decadence, the brilliance of all the world's colors at once. Only those with the necessary courage will engage with life to the fullest, and only they will see all that can be seen, know all that can be known.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
Offering a temporally limited experience helps remind our customers that all experiences are time limited, and the cosmic gardener is always coming, always waiting at some point in your future... Inevitably, as mortals we are ultimately all doomed.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
April 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Offering a temporally limited experience helps remind our customers that all experiences are time limited, and the cosmic gardener is always coming, always waiting at some point in your future... Inevitably, as mortals we are ultimately all doomed.
Eat Taco Bell
Eat Taco Bell
We at Taco Bell respect this commitment to impermanence.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We at Taco Bell respect this commitment to impermanence.
Eat Taco Bell.
Eat Taco Bell.
Taco Bell always sees.
Taco Bell always knows.
Eat Taco Bell...
Taco Bell always knows.
Eat Taco Bell...
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Taco Bell always sees.
Taco Bell always knows.
Eat Taco Bell...
Taco Bell always knows.
Eat Taco Bell...
When you grapple with loneliness, loneliness also grapples with you.
Unrelated: you might now have some Fire Sauce on your sleeve, our bad...
Unrelated: you might now have some Fire Sauce on your sleeve, our bad...
January 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
When you grapple with loneliness, loneliness also grapples with you.
Unrelated: you might now have some Fire Sauce on your sleeve, our bad...
Unrelated: you might now have some Fire Sauce on your sleeve, our bad...