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pope of mormon chili town.
hey all, A Thin Black Veil, a collection of short horror stories based on mormon culture, history, and cosmology is out on ebook and paperback!

if you want to read it but you hate amazon and don't want to support them, no problem, DM me and we will figure something out.

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October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
hey folks! big announcement! my collection of gothic mormon short stories is available to pre-order and coming out october 13, just in time for your halloween reading! if you're interested, please go ahead and pre-order and help me get into the top 10 for horror short stories!!!

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October 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Moroni, ca. 421 A.D.
September 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
mike says I only come here when I need something (slander!) so I just want to say hello to all the beautiful people out here in blue sky and the real reason I never come here is because I'm scared and confused
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
hi! exciting news (unless you uhhh hate me, I guess)! I'm wrapping up the final drafts for a collection of mormon horror short stories that I'm tentatively hoping to have ready to publish by halloween. if you are interested in receiving an advance review copy, DM your email!
September 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this is the greatest two line exchange of all time
February 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
watching a bunch of barely post pubescent programmer dweebs dismantle modern society
February 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
okay since they’re gutting woke and DEI can we please do at least one good thing with this energy and bring back the dungeons and dragons episode of community and the two black swans episode of 30 rock
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
important to remember that all Sasquatches are Mormon but not all Mormons are Sasquatches
February 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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🥀 O YE FAIR ONES! 🗡️
Linoprint, 2021

An art piece about all the ways members of a community help and harm each other.

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February 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
rewatching season one of severance and Patricia Arquette and John Turturro’s performances are just so ridiculously good. Patricia Arquette in particular is just so perfect in every single word and look and mannerism, it is one of my favorite performances of all time.
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
there are some places you just have to accept you will never set foot. I will never see the sky over Oklahoma and I just have to live with that. I will never go there.
February 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the main downside about Bluesky is that I am not able to bully Mike Lee here.
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Switching between 3 books I got for Christmas: A City on Mars, a China travel book, and @nihilists4jesus.bsky.social's Corsair
January 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oscar worthy delivery of this line, absolutely extraordinary
December 23, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Shoutout to my Mormon sister’s beverage fridge
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
doubled the meringue. you can do that. No one can stop you.
December 8, 2024 at 3:35 PM
this is the year I finally make homemade egg nog
November 27, 2024 at 7:56 PM
today is today is a great day to buy a great science fiction novel from an author who will never be outed as a creepo sex pest, not even after he dies

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November 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
the church should buy ad space in the previews before heretic like they did with the book of mormon musical.
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
is there any room on this app for a woman respecter?
November 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I feel like no one over here probably watches sports but in case you missed it BYU beat Utah and I don’t want to exaggerate but I’m pretty sure I saw god himself smiling down on BYU’s players but he may also have just been laughing at Utah
November 11, 2024 at 2:35 PM
making bread pudding IF that’s even allowed in trump’s America
November 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM