Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
@nightingalemutant.bsky.social
ㅤㅤ⁖ฺ۟̇࣪·֗ ᅟ𝐴 𝐻𝐸𝐴𝐷 𝐹𝑈𝐿𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑮𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑺ㅤ·ㅤ❪ mutant ❫ㅤヽㅤ myㅤ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝ㅤisㅤaliveㅤwithㅤmanyㅤvoicesㅤtellingㅤmeㅤiㅤamㅤmadeㅤofㅤ𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔ㅤ. | @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social is my safe haven. ❤️
21+ RP | MDNI | MV/SS | PARODY | #MarvelRP #Crossovers #TARDIS
21+ RP | MDNI | MV/SS | PARODY | #MarvelRP #Crossovers #TARDIS
Pinned
ᅟ ᅟ ࣪ *ㅤ𝓐 𝓕𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑻𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝓦𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝓒𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 ˎˊ˗
ᅟ ᅟᅟ a splash quite unnoticed —
ᅟ ᅟᅟ this was icarus 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.
into the #TARDIS
ᅟ ᅟᅟ a splash quite unnoticed —
ᅟ ᅟᅟ this was icarus 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.
into the #TARDIS
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 -
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 -
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩
Why would she want to escape him?
She'll be waiting for him in the usual place.
With snacks and hydration for afterward. 😘❤️
She'll be waiting for him in the usual place.
With snacks and hydration for afterward. 😘❤️
She cannot escape a teleporter, especially one who's inside her head. Their telepathic bond lets him find her with ease - and she already knows his mind. So she knows what he plans on doing when he catches her.
And where.
And how much.
And where.
And how much.
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Why would she want to escape him?
She'll be waiting for him in the usual place.
With snacks and hydration for afterward. 😘❤️
She'll be waiting for him in the usual place.
With snacks and hydration for afterward. 😘❤️
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
○○○○○ | 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩
low | ●●●●● | high
○○○○○ | 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩
low | ●●●●● | high
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
○○○○○ | 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩
low | ●●●●● | high
○○○○○ | 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩
low | ●●●●● | high
Maggie rolled over to face Kurt.
Her hands gently massaging everywhere she could reach.
"I think a nice hot bath and a big brunch might be just what you need my love."
Her hands gently massaging everywhere she could reach.
"I think a nice hot bath and a big brunch might be just what you need my love."
"No, keep reading." He muttered, mostly against her skin and he snuggled in.
"I'll keep you varm."
He wasn't pretending. He was just half asleep. Still half asleep. Not being super strong meant web slinging was always a full body work out.
"I'll keep you varm."
He wasn't pretending. He was just half asleep. Still half asleep. Not being super strong meant web slinging was always a full body work out.
Maggie shivered and hummed softly.
"Good morning my darling. I was wondering when you'd stop pretending to be asleep."
She giggled softly and set he book aside in favor of cuddling with Kurt.
"Good morning my darling. I was wondering when you'd stop pretending to be asleep."
She giggled softly and set he book aside in favor of cuddling with Kurt.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Maggie rolled over to face Kurt.
Her hands gently massaging everywhere she could reach.
"I think a nice hot bath and a big brunch might be just what you need my love."
Her hands gently massaging everywhere she could reach.
"I think a nice hot bath and a big brunch might be just what you need my love."
Maggie shivered and hummed softly.
"Good morning my darling. I was wondering when you'd stop pretending to be asleep."
She giggled softly and set he book aside in favor of cuddling with Kurt.
"Good morning my darling. I was wondering when you'd stop pretending to be asleep."
She giggled softly and set he book aside in favor of cuddling with Kurt.
The soft touch of fingertips along her back. The warmth of his plush velvet turning her skin. Entwined as lovers are ought to be, face buried into her neck.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Maggie shivered and hummed softly.
"Good morning my darling. I was wondering when you'd stop pretending to be asleep."
She giggled softly and set he book aside in favor of cuddling with Kurt.
"Good morning my darling. I was wondering when you'd stop pretending to be asleep."
She giggled softly and set he book aside in favor of cuddling with Kurt.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
🥰❤️
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🥰❤️
"You will be forever mine and we will be one."
Maggie gazed deep into Kurt's yellow eyes. She'd never met anyone like him.
Her fingers curled into his soft fur as she always loved to do.
(1/2)
Maggie gazed deep into Kurt's yellow eyes. She'd never met anyone like him.
Her fingers curled into his soft fur as she always loved to do.
(1/2)
He broke the kiss reluctantly, nose to nose, forehead to forehead. He whispered against her lips, holding her tight and yet still gently.
"Ve vill wed, and you vill be forever mine..."
He kissed her cheeks, just below her eyes, and then her eye lids. Kissing away those tears.
"Ve vill wed, and you vill be forever mine..."
He kissed her cheeks, just below her eyes, and then her eye lids. Kissing away those tears.
When the tone of the kiss changed Maggie replied in kind.
Tears still flowed freely down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of sorrow; they were tears of joy.
[I love you so much, Kurt.]
Tears still flowed freely down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of sorrow; they were tears of joy.
[I love you so much, Kurt.]
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"You will be forever mine and we will be one."
Maggie gazed deep into Kurt's yellow eyes. She'd never met anyone like him.
Her fingers curled into his soft fur as she always loved to do.
(1/2)
Maggie gazed deep into Kurt's yellow eyes. She'd never met anyone like him.
Her fingers curled into his soft fur as she always loved to do.
(1/2)
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
Maggie let Kitty in a moment later.
She and Kurt split time between his place and the School.
"Kitty? It's so nice to meet you!"
She and Kurt split time between his place and the School.
"Kitty? It's so nice to meet you!"
A knock on the door. Kitty waited outside. Just like Maggie she was a tad bit nervous, for it had been way too long since she actually met anyone new. Or at least someone friendly
Maggie is glad that Kitty can join her.
It's been good to meet the people in Kurt's life.
She's nervous, too, because she wants so very badly to be good friends.
She'll be sitting there fidgeting nervously when Kitty arrives.
It's been good to meet the people in Kurt's life.
She's nervous, too, because she wants so very badly to be good friends.
She'll be sitting there fidgeting nervously when Kitty arrives.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Maggie let Kitty in a moment later.
She and Kurt split time between his place and the School.
"Kitty? It's so nice to meet you!"
She and Kurt split time between his place and the School.
"Kitty? It's so nice to meet you!"
Most definitely.
Maggie is gently running her fingers through his beard.
Always so soft. 😘❤️
Maggie is gently running her fingers through his beard.
Always so soft. 😘❤️
"The beard really does vork for me, doesn't it...?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Most definitely.
Maggie is gently running her fingers through his beard.
Always so soft. 😘❤️
Maggie is gently running her fingers through his beard.
Always so soft. 😘❤️
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
It's that time of the month for Maggie so she's going to hide in bed and cry. 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's that time of the month for Maggie so she's going to hide in bed and cry. 🥺
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗖𝗮𝗷𝘂𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲.
🃜 Know when to hold them 🃁
🃚 Know when to fold them 🂭
🃖 Know when to walk away 🂺
🃜 Know when to hold them 🃁
🃚 Know when to fold them 🂭
🃖 Know when to walk away 🂺
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗖𝗮𝗷𝘂𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲.
🃜 Know when to hold them 🃁
🃚 Know when to fold them 🂭
🃖 Know when to walk away 🂺
🃜 Know when to hold them 🃁
🃚 Know when to fold them 🂭
🃖 Know when to walk away 🂺
Maggie is glad that Kitty can join her.
It's been good to meet the people in Kurt's life.
She's nervous, too, because she wants so very badly to be good friends.
She'll be sitting there fidgeting nervously when Kitty arrives.
It's been good to meet the people in Kurt's life.
She's nervous, too, because she wants so very badly to be good friends.
She'll be sitting there fidgeting nervously when Kitty arrives.
Getting to meet Kurt's fiancée was something she absolutely didn't want to miss, especially considering all the embarrassing stuff she could tell her about.
So of course she'll be joining, and enjoying the drinks and food available
So of course she'll be joining, and enjoying the drinks and food available
@phasingguardian.bsky.social
Maggie has been trying to meet some of Kurt's family.
Kitty was next on the list.
She'd made some drinks and portobello mushroom cheesesteaks if Kitty wanted to join her.
Maggie has been trying to meet some of Kurt's family.
Kitty was next on the list.
She'd made some drinks and portobello mushroom cheesesteaks if Kitty wanted to join her.
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Maggie is glad that Kitty can join her.
It's been good to meet the people in Kurt's life.
She's nervous, too, because she wants so very badly to be good friends.
She'll be sitting there fidgeting nervously when Kitty arrives.
It's been good to meet the people in Kurt's life.
She's nervous, too, because she wants so very badly to be good friends.
She'll be sitting there fidgeting nervously when Kitty arrives.
Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)
🕸️ Mun will be selective and ships get priority 💙💜
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🕸️ Mun will be selective and ships get priority 💙💜
@phasingguardian.bsky.social
Maggie has been trying to meet some of Kurt's family.
Kitty was next on the list.
She'd made some drinks and portobello mushroom cheesesteaks if Kitty wanted to join her.
Maggie has been trying to meet some of Kurt's family.
Kitty was next on the list.
She'd made some drinks and portobello mushroom cheesesteaks if Kitty wanted to join her.
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
@phasingguardian.bsky.social
Maggie has been trying to meet some of Kurt's family.
Kitty was next on the list.
She'd made some drinks and portobello mushroom cheesesteaks if Kitty wanted to join her.
Maggie has been trying to meet some of Kurt's family.
Kitty was next on the list.
She'd made some drinks and portobello mushroom cheesesteaks if Kitty wanted to join her.
When the tone of the kiss changed Maggie replied in kind.
Tears still flowed freely down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of sorrow; they were tears of joy.
[I love you so much, Kurt.]
Tears still flowed freely down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of sorrow; they were tears of joy.
[I love you so much, Kurt.]
His lips met Maggie's, and her pulled her into a tight embrace - all the jewelry snatched up by his tail so nothing dropped. While it started soft, he gave in to latent unanswered passion, even turning and dipping her gently.
Maggie started to cry as she took pulled out a couple ring boxes.
"I did the same my darling love. I like yours better."
She leaned down to kiss Kurt softly.
"I did the same my darling love. I like yours better."
She leaned down to kiss Kurt softly.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
When the tone of the kiss changed Maggie replied in kind.
Tears still flowed freely down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of sorrow; they were tears of joy.
[I love you so much, Kurt.]
Tears still flowed freely down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of sorrow; they were tears of joy.
[I love you so much, Kurt.]
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Maggie left @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social some freshly made donuts with a note.
(I'm off with Anna for a few days. I'll see you when I get back.
Forever yours
Maggie)
(I'm off with Anna for a few days. I'll see you when I get back.
Forever yours
Maggie)
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Maggie left @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social some freshly made donuts with a note.
(I'm off with Anna for a few days. I'll see you when I get back.
Forever yours
Maggie)
(I'm off with Anna for a few days. I'll see you when I get back.
Forever yours
Maggie)
Maggie sent @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social a mental message.
[My darling love, Anna and I are going to the cabin for the weekend for some Girl Time.]
[My darling love, Anna and I are going to the cabin for the weekend for some Girl Time.]
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Maggie sent @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social a mental message.
[My darling love, Anna and I are going to the cabin for the weekend for some Girl Time.]
[My darling love, Anna and I are going to the cabin for the weekend for some Girl Time.]
Maggie started to cry as she took pulled out a couple ring boxes.
"I did the same my darling love. I like yours better."
She leaned down to kiss Kurt softly.
"I did the same my darling love. I like yours better."
She leaned down to kiss Kurt softly.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Maggie started to cry as she took pulled out a couple ring boxes.
"I did the same my darling love. I like yours better."
She leaned down to kiss Kurt softly.
"I did the same my darling love. I like yours better."
She leaned down to kiss Kurt softly.