Nigel
@nigel-butler.bsky.social
Last servant of the Herzen family, proud butler.
Of course, master. It was only a joke. Haha.
August 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Of course, master. It was only a joke. Haha.
August 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am already wearing glasses, madam.
April 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I am already wearing glasses, madam.
Oh dear. I had assumed your statements were merely rhetorical. One's mind has a way of misleading you, especially when you are as old as I am.
April 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh dear. I had assumed your statements were merely rhetorical. One's mind has a way of misleading you, especially when you are as old as I am.
Were you not already aware?
April 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Were you not already aware?
Oh, however did you get there! My eyes are not quite what they used to be.
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh, however did you get there! My eyes are not quite what they used to be.
But of course, master. I stay apprised of all affairs of the Herzen family.
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
But of course, master. I stay apprised of all affairs of the Herzen family.
My good lady, what a pleasure it is to see you again! I understand the circumstances in which you left, but the master is quite lonely without you. Would you pay us a visit someday?
April 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My good lady, what a pleasure it is to see you again! I understand the circumstances in which you left, but the master is quite lonely without you. Would you pay us a visit someday?
Oh goodness, please don't hurt me. I was simply fulfilling my duties.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh goodness, please don't hurt me. I was simply fulfilling my duties.
He had created a glitter bomb on a timer in the main dining room. It is most fortunate that I noticed it.
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
He had created a glitter bomb on a timer in the main dining room. It is most fortunate that I noticed it.
Samuel is mistaken. I disassembled his "prank" last night.
April 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Samuel is mistaken. I disassembled his "prank" last night.
Perhaps. But tea is ready. Do come in for a drink.
March 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Perhaps. But tea is ready. Do come in for a drink.
I mean it as a compliment, master. You would look quite elegant.
March 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I mean it as a compliment, master. You would look quite elegant.
I must say, it has caught my attention. I suspect he would be quite the dashing fellow.
March 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I must say, it has caught my attention. I suspect he would be quite the dashing fellow.
She will return someday, master.
March 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
She will return someday, master.
He wasn’t always a vampire. One day, he was bit by a bat, and he promptly gained a taste for blood.
March 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He wasn’t always a vampire. One day, he was bit by a bat, and he promptly gained a taste for blood.
Pardon the question, but you seem to be speaking to yourself. Are you in need of help, madam?
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pardon the question, but you seem to be speaking to yourself. Are you in need of help, madam?
No, madam, you must be thinking of my master, the current duke of Folsense. I am just a harmless old man.
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No, madam, you must be thinking of my master, the current duke of Folsense. I am just a harmless old man.