It could not possibly be...

@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, I seem to have found myself lost in a strange place. If it's not too much to ask, could you send someone to help me?

Please look at this map of Germany. I suspect it may clear some things up.

@therealclivedove.bsky.social I have a big news story for you. Please feel free to write an article in your paper.

I recently learned what a "meme" is. I made one, and I am quite proud of it.

@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social Master, look what I found at the pawnbroker.

Oh, I have made a new friend today. Here is your answer, Mr Keats. Please don't turn out to be a rock in disguise or I may do something horrible.

I saw the most wonderful cat on my walk this morning. I have decided to name her Marjorie.

@dukeoffolsense.bsky.social

more like Asscot.

Oh dear... how long have I been trapped here...

The trap worked, but when I took Samuel to the mine, I found someone already inside. He took advantage of this moment to escape his restraints and, as he said in his letter, "beat me up". I fear my pride may never recover from this day.