I have acquired a microscope

This operator is busy, please hold while I direct you to the next available neurodivergent
#nerd

Memorizing and performing a 10 page scene I had 30 minutes to prepare for backwards while standing on my head -

Easy peasy

Reading a paragraph out loud from a piece of printer paper placed directly in front of my eyes without flubbing a word or getting jumbled up -

An impossible task

This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.

saw someone on this site talking about learning to make a burrito like it's getting a degree in astrophysics. what are we even doing here

Do we remember actually enjoying ball pits?

Slides I remember
Jungle gyms..
But ball pits?

I just saw Nosferatu, I gotta say...
After all the hype about the peen I'm a little disappointed.
Great film but I needed more vampire 🍆
#nosferatu