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Nick Speth
@nickspeth.bsky.social
M.Ed. in Gifted Education, LSU
Annoying leftist
Sweary
Bi
Mid-40s
All colorful screws acquired.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Shiny alpha gogoat which I named Go-Gandalf.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh totally could have been anything.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I mean... Am I wrong?!
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That's how they got Krusty.
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
LGBTQ rights huh?

Why are you going so hard for a man who wore an SS tat for more than a decade? It's more than seven months until the primary and over a year to the general. We can find someone who hasn't used gay slurs online or had a Nazi tattoo to run. I don't trust him and neither should you.
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mine looks like the gayest man alive going through a mental health crisis and covering it up by dying his har.
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That's hyperbole... probably.

But they ARE leaning toward this ghoul. So it's not TOO far off.
October 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The fuckin' state of Democratic party loyalist libs.
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah the token artifact is created when any nontoken artifact (including artifact creatures) enters. It does nothing by itself, but if you have that sacrifice method it creates extra value of hitting creatures or your opponent.
September 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I wonder if this little duo that I'm using in Standard would work with that deck... You're summoning a lot of nontoken artifact creatures.
September 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Gonna be honest. Fining people for finger guns is biphobic.
September 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My new method of motivation to walk my dog for the next few years. It's called "Nick and Stewie simply walk into Mordor."

*All distances are approximate of course.
** Lothlorien to Rauros is short because they didn't walk much. This is what Frodo WALKED.
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For Americans who are reading this and are interested in learning about the long, violent history of the United States interfering in Latin America to prop up far right leaders who allow American businesses to extract wealth, and to overthrow leftist leaders who don't, I recommend this book.
September 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not an ISLAND!?
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The greatest rules clarification in the history of MtG. Island of Wak-Wak... not an Island.
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Preventative Medicine!? What is my Pathfinder character, a liberal!?
September 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Three years ago today I lost my best friend of 14 years. Miss you Ginsberg. I'll never forget you. I'm alive and (mostly) sane because of you.
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Utah DEFINITELY needs a water-cooled AI data center. Multiple really. 🙄
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Opened this today. Thought: What if I just made a horse deck!? He buffs horses. It's awesome!

The selection is bad on horses in red/white scryfall.com/search?as=gr...

They're all so bad!
September 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Cursed.
August 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Official presidential portrait.
August 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM